10.02.2012 George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler

George Clooney had dated Elisabetta Canalis for over two years when she started talking about mariage in an interview with an Italian magazine. Two weeks later, they were done.

Two weeks ago, Stacey Keibler went to a big party at a jewelry store and tried on some engagement rings, and then the pictures of her were pretty much everywhere. Guess what that means.

The couple who’ve been hot and heavy for more than a year are still dating, sort of, but it’s anyone’s guess how much longer they will last.
An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.”
After another function last week, Keibler was tearful … Stricken with grief, Keibler was seen breaking down on and off throughout the day and needed to be consoled by her handler. The source also says she kept checking her phone for texts or calls from Clooney.
“They’re barely talking,” another snitch reveals. “She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.”

It can be really awkward when you’re trying to dump someone and they can’t get the hint. Eespecially if I cover my ears and yell “LA-LA-LA-LA” while running down the hall and locking myself in your bathroom.

10.02.2012 Brenda Song is anti-semit… oh wait never mind.

I don’t think ‘The Social Network’ star Brenda Song should be wearing a shirt that looks so much like a Nazi flag. Because by the time she got close enough to see that it wasn’t a Nazi flag I had already said “sieg heil” and when that’s your opening with a girl it’s pretty hard to play it off.

(image source of song shopping at opening ceremony in west hollywood = splash)

10.02.2012 Taylor Swift hates deaf kids

There was nothing in the rules of the Taylor Swift on Campus contest that said you had to be a student of the school that you voted for, but after taking a commanding lead, the Horace Mann School for the Deaf was disqualified anyway, even though their principal said the students would love it and he’d be happy to win.

Instead Harvey Mudd College has been declared the winner, while the Horace Mann School will receive $50,000 in cash and another $10,000 in musical instruments. Which just seems cruel. What are they gonna spend it on, bass drums? An entire band of nothing but bass drums? Awesome. People a mile in every direction will think Godzilla is chasing them. I’m sure that won’t cause any panic attacks. Way to go Taylor.

10.02.2012 Kanye and Kim are “cooling off”

It’s only a matter of time before Kanye West gets tired of Kim Kardasahian, because Kim Kardashian sucks, but is it happening already? “Um. Maybe,” says Page Six.

While Kim is in Miami to film her family reality show, Kanye has been living it up at Paris fashion week, even though he isn’t showing his clothing line there. On Sunday he was at a party hosted by Diane von Furstenberg and Olivier Zahm to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Purple magazine.
Another source tells us that things between Kanye and Kim are “cooling off” because “he’s getting tired of the constant press and promotion. He’s not as tight with her as he was.”

Of course he’s not. Kim was just in the UK magazine ‘Nuts’ and it’s a perfect reminder about what an insincere bitch she is. She once told Harpers Bazaar, “I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.” Because 90 percent of their readers are women, 80 percent are well educated and almost half are married. The average reader of Nuts is a 17-year-old boy with an erection, so she told them, “I’m so glad I did (Playboy). It was easily the greatest experience Ive ever had.”

Oprah Winfrey has the same demo as Harpers Bazaar, so she told Oprah “her biggest regret” was making her sex tape. When Nuts asked her if she had “any regrets about the infamous sex tape”, she replied “No … He was my boyfriend at the time. It was nothing scandalous.”

She’s just a cunt who will say anything at anytime to appeal to that audience, you literally cannot believe a word she says. Unless she’s talking about how handsome I am. That’s really not even an opinion, it’s widely accepted fact.