About Me

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Laurence Simon is a fortyish 30-something where something is more than ten technical writer for a well-respected software development company. He lives in Houston, TX with his wife and four three two cat two three two cats. In the urban paradise they call home, he gardens, grills, bakes excellent bread in his bread machine, and slowly dips further into insanity.

He is the founder of Carnival of the Cats and ran a disturbing number of live catcams. (He's less crazy about the cats these days, but not entirely sane meow about them, either.)

You can find him wandering around Second Life as R. Crap Mariner, a well-respected deranged windup automaton living in a massive clocktower airship clocktree on Edloe island, looming over overlooking the rest of the Five Islands Group. Sure, there's seven eight islands in the island group, but who's counting?

If you want to hear are willing to suffer what he sounds like, why not check his daily podcast for some awful amusing 100-word stories. Every week, the Weekly Challenge brings in other writers to come up with their own stories based on a topic of our lord and master Satan's his choosing.

Oh, and he's so full of crap, his eyes are bloodshot brown.

Contact: isfullofcrap (at) gmail.com

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