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Mitt Romney (or RMoney, as his Highlife Homies call him) is relying on a resume of alleged financial acumen to propel him into the White House. Unfortunately, his expertise lies more in the area of sucking the wealth out of companies, terminating employees, and sending those jobs overseas - along with his own lavish proceeds so as to avoid contributing his fair share to America's prosperity.
Romney is the quintessential candidate of the GOP (Greedy One Percent) who callously admits that he likes to fire people, that his wife drives two Cadillacs, that corporations are people, and that he's not concerned about the poor.
He advocates an agenda that reeks of plutocracy, favors the wealthy, and if I can quote Ice-T, he's "Dazed by the game in a quest for extreme wealth." He's OB - The Original Bankster.
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Dick Morris Hopes People Aren’t Mad At Him For Lying About The Election
The undisputed champion of political idiocy is still Dick Morris of Fox News. In a play to solidify his standing, Morris visited with Sean Hannity to commiserate about their monumentally incompetent analysis of the presidential election. Attempting to defend his fatally flawed punditry, Morris told Hannity… “Sean, I hope people aren’t mad at me about [...]
Read more... -->National Papa John’s Depreciation Day – Or How To Buy Health Care For 14 Cents
Well, here’s a bad idea, if there ever was one. “National Papa John’s Appreciation Day.” This is brought to you by the folks who supported Chick-Fil-A’s bigotry with an assist from Fox News. Let’s say there is a nationwide pizza franchise that earns $1.2 billion annually, and whose owner is worth about $350 million. And [...]
Read more... -->Fox Flunky Frank Luntz Says “Fox News Viewers Ought To Be Outraged”
If you were to look for a political pollster or analyst who spent more time manufacturing a false narrative about the presidential election than Frank Luntz, you would probably give up in despair. Luntz is a Fox News fixture who appears on numerous programs flaunting his phony focus groups that invariably swayed to favor Mitt [...]
Read more... -->FLASHBACK: Fox News Is Killing The Republican Party
With the 2012 presidential election behind us, there has been a flurry of post-election analysis by observers from all across the political spectrum. One theme that I have seen coming from both the left and right is the notion that Fox News has not been particularly helpful to the Republican Party, despite that being their [...]
Read more... -->MSNBC: #1 Cable News Network In Primetime For Two Days Post-Election
The reelection of President Barack Obama was certainly a gratifying victory for Democrats and supporters of a moderate path forward for America. However, it also seems to have been a victory for the left-of-center cable news network, MSNBC. Fox News has been dominating the cable news ratings for about a decade. The primary reason for [...]
Read more... -->Fox News Shamelessly Politicizes Petraeus Resignation
This afternoon Gen. David Petraeus resigned as Director of the CIA with a letter that cited his having had an extra-marital affair. Petraeus: Yesterday afternoon, I went to the White House and asked the President to be allowed, for personal reasons, to resign from my position as D/CIA. After being married for over 37 years, [...]
Read more... -->Rush Limbaugh: So Wrong
Some of the best arguments against Rush Limbaugh come straight from his own mouth… “I could be proven tonight to be so wrong and so all wet that nobody should be listening to me.” That’s a remarkably candid observation. And one that turned out to be accurate. Although most clear thinking individuals have known for [...]
Read more... -->Fox News Audience Abandons Ship After Obama Wins
As further evidence of the tunnel-vision conservatism of Fox News, the Nielsen ratings for election night show just how intolerant their audience is of any information that is undesirable or contrary to their worldview. As the broader television audience peaked into the evening, those watching CNN and MSNBC remained attentive to breaking news and analysis [...]
Read more... -->Romney, Nugent, Trump, Et Al: A News Corpse Retrospective Of The 2012 Campaign In Words And Pictures
I can’t remember an election season that I was ever so glad was over. The magnitude of malice and mentally defective diatribes was monumental. And that was just from Donald Trump. In case you missed it, Trump was so apoplectic after the election was called for President Obama, he vented on vehemently on Twitter. The [...]
Read more... -->Fox News Fails To Persuade Enough Suckers To Vote For Romney
Despite their best efforts, Fox News is the biggest loser this morning, having utterly failed in their crusade to advance the prospects of their primary client, the Republican Party. Their sacred mission of partisan deception was proven to be impotent and ineffective. It was an uphill climb from the start given that they were saddled [...]
Read more... -->Glenn Beck: If America Votes To Reelect Obama Then “We Have To Be Destroyed”
This has been an interminably long, divisive, and vitriolic campaign. Romney’s camp complains that he was accused of murdering the wife of a former employee of a company that Bain Capital drove into bankruptcy. President Obama has been charged with intentionally allowing an ambassador to be murdered as he watched. Romney’s campaign co-chair, John Sununu, [...]
Read more... -->Dog Whistling: The Meanstream Media Forecasting Of Election Results
There may be just one day to go, but that is no reason for the right-wing media to relax their incessant campaign of unhinged babbling and racial insults. No one should be surprised by Fox News hammering away at their fervent anti-Obama diatribes. This morning they have ramped up their attacks on Obama for everything [...]
Read more... -->SUCK IT MITT: Voting IS The Best Revenge
In yet another example of the juvenile mental capacity of Mitt Romney, he is once again obsessing over a single word extracted from a speech by President Obama. This time Romney is flabbergasted that Obama would encourage supporters to vote by advising them to eschew negative outbursts and direct that energy to getting themselves and [...]
Read more... -->Fox News Voter Fraud Reporting Leaves Out Pertinant Data
For years Fox News has been fear mongering about voter fraud activities that are almost non-existent. Despite their fixation on the subject, they have failed to identify any significant violations in sufficient volume to impact election outcomes. Most of their examples involved registration irregularities that could never have resulted in unlawful votes. Today Fox News [...]
Read more... -->Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post Prints Racist, Pro-Assassination Cartoon – Again
OK, so the New York Post is a puerile, dishonest, sensationalist rag. But how on earth could anyone have approved this cartoon for publication? You might think that a cartoon depicting President Obama as the bug-eyed prey fleeing fearfully from a stallion-mounted Romney, who is armed to the teeth, would have given a major metropolitan [...]
Read more... -->Fox & Friends Bashes NBC’s Sandy Telethon: Is It A Hurricane Benefit Or A Concert For Obama?
The compassionate cast of petulant pundits on Fox & Friends bashed the efforts by NBC and a collection of celebrities to raise money to benefit victims of Hurricane Sandy. Their complaint is that the program might have a positive effect on the campaign of President Obama. And to prevent any possibility of that, Fox thinks [...]
Read more... -->Succumbing To Desperation: Fox News’ Loony Last Days Of The Election
As hard as it seems to believe after an interminably long and divisive campaign, election day is upon us in just four short days. And with momentum shifting toward President Obama, Fox News is pulling out all the stops to find something – anything – to smear the President and grease the skids for Oily [...]
Read more... -->Hilarious MoveOn.org Video Rankles Right-Wing Prudes
A new video produced by MoveOn.org with help from Michael Moore is causing some right-wingers to reach for the smelling salts. The rest are falling off their chairs with outrage and frothing criticisms. What has them so unraveled? OMG! Old people cussing. The world has finally succumbed to Satan’s call. What better evidence is there [...]
Read more... -->Romney’s Home Stretch Pitch Aims For The Gullible And Ignorant
With less than a week until election day, the campaign of Republican contender Mitt Romney is pulling out all the stops to appeal to a voter demographic that is often neglected: the irredeemably stupid. What else could explain Romney’s late surge of blatantly false rhetoric? As he stumps around the nation, Romney is now repeatedly [...]
Read more... -->Fox News: A Fundamental Threat To American Democracy And The Enemies Of The American People
On Tuesday’s edition of the Judge Jeanine Pirro show on Fox News, Pirro hosted a discussion with celebrated media analysts Ann Coulter and Pat Caddell. The segment was predictably filled with partisan histrionics and wild-eyed hyperbole aimed at what they perceive to be the “liberal” media. Setting aside the hysterical irony of Fox News pretending [...]
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