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About crankyprofessor

I'm an associate professor of the history of art and architecture at a small liberal arts college in Upstate New York.

Can’t tell the players without a program – the Hostess (Twinkie) Bankruptcy

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What a mess!

End result: a near total loss for everyone involved, except the secured creditors of course, who will now get pennies on the dollar, or perhaps even par, for their claims when all is said and done.

 

Sadly, in many ways Hostess is now indicative of that just as insolvent larger corporation, the USA, whose insurmountable balance sheet liabilities will be the eventual catalyst for its collapse, but only once the Income Statement and the Cash Flow sheet join in. For now, the Fed provides the flow needed to avoid the day of reckoning, but everything ends eventually.

 

In the meantime, what the Hostess story will hopefully teach the always gullible public, is that nothing is ever black or white, and there are numerous shades of gray in every story: even one in which an “evil” PE firm is unable to come to resolution with labor unions, despite the man in charge of it all being a prominent democrat. Because when it comes to money other things such alliances, ideology and certainly politics are always, always, secondary. Sadly, ever more Americans will be forced to learn this lesson the hard way.

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The Incredible Shrinking Sugar Bag

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Megan McArdle on stealth food price inflation.

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Silencing General Petraeus

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This is sounding worse and worse.

All this—the FBI spying on the CIA—constitutes the government attacking itself. Anyone who did this when neither federal criminal law nor national security has been implicated and kept the president in the dark has violated about four federal statutes and should be fired and indicted. The general may be a cad and a bad husband, but he has the same constitutional rights as the rest of us.

No keen observer could believe the government’s Pollyanna version of these events. When did the CIA become a paragon of honesty? When did the FBI become a paragon of transparency? When did the government become a paragon of telling the truth?

 

 

 

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Oculus of the Pantheon

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Oculus of the Pantheon, a photo by Michael Tinkler on Flickr.

Yay, I get to teach the Pantheon today! This is the best picture I’ve ever taken there.

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The partisan approach to financial oversight

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House Republicans Find Corzine Guilty of MF Global Collapse, Missing Funds; Democrats Refuse to Endorse Findings

Pretty horrifying. Either Jon Corzine (former governor of New Jersey and senator) and his company stole lot of money or it didn’t. Shouldn’t be a partisan question. But it is.

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Buffy – more literate than we had supposed!

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Buffy, holding a gun to an officer’s head: Stay back, or I’ll pull  William Burroughs on your leader here.

Xander: You’ll bore him to death with free prose?

Soldiers all look clueless.

Buffy: Was I the only one awake in English that day? [sounding out every syllable] I’ll kill him.

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Weather weirdness

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I have seldom been so thankful for a canceled lecture!

The Classics Department’s annual lecture was to have been tonight, but the speaker is seriously ill and could not travel. I hope she makes a good recovery . . . but we would be exiting the Library just about now into a LASHING rain and making our dampened way to a restaurant downtown.

Meanwhile, I’m home, dry, and warm. Thank Heaven for small mercies.

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The Island of Lost Apple Products

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Not EVERYTHING has worked. I’m proud, though, to have bought none of these – even an iPod sock!

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Talk about an inside candidate! Yale’s new president hasn’t been anywhere else since he was an undergrad

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Salovey, who is 54 and lives in New Haven with his wife Marta Moret, came to Yale as a graduate student in 1981 and has three decades of academic and administrative experience at the university. He is the only president in the history of Yale who has served as the chair of an academic department, as dean of the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, as dean of Yale College, and as provost.

Maybe a good thing – but you know, it can be dangerous, too.

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Japanese Maple American Flag

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Japanese Maple American Flag, a photo by Michael Tinkler on Flickr.

Down the block from me.

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The administrators of the Sepulcher of Our Lord haven’t been paying the water bill . . .

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. . . and it may close down! Will the private water company seize the Church of the Holy Sepulcher for back fees?

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Two seasonal firsts

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First visible snow flurry.

First slow-cooker meal (yum, by the way).

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Luckily I don’t mind waking up early

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But I do dislike waking up earlier because of a government decision to change the time.

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It sounds like leaf blowers . . .

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. . . many, many leaf blowers. But the leaves are all soppy! Who would be doing that? I may just go for a walk to investigate.

. . . it was leaf blowers. I guess the Presbyterians were desperate to get the leaves up before it might snow. Because you know, it might.

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Smart doesn’t mean forethoughtful

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Research crippled at NYU by allowing lab animals to drown and specimens to come to room temperature the hard way.

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