tinyluckygenius aka the Unicorn's tear

PEACE OF MOONED

HOW AM I LIVIN?
ON A POWERBOAT WITH MY MICRO MINIEEZ.
I BETCHOO DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE LIFE JACKETS THAT SMALL FOR SOMEONE WHO IS ONLY 24 INCHES OF HEIGHT OR SO! IT'S LIKE THE OPENING CREDITS FOR MIAMI VICE BUT EVERYONE IS IN PAMPERS.

Matt was giving me a furrowed brow when I was maybe a touch unsure about Jude going on a multihour spin up the inside of the Michigan mitten thumb, even though he did turn 6 months yesterday, which technically makes him a big baby n' all, but... Anyhow, once we took off, Matt leaned over and said "I had never been on a boat that went faster than a sailboat until right now and now I understand why you might of had some reservations about bringing a little tiny baby on a boat", he said as my dad gunned it and we bucked through the waves, William staring into the wake and mumbling "Water Water Water Water We Water We Water Water Water."