Your April Fool's Joke Sucks.

Oh yeah?! Well lemme tell you something, buddy: Your panda joke...sucks eats shoots and leaves.

Hey, that's... accurate. Sigh.

And Madlands is the exception. Madlands is mad funny.

I'm going to call you ol' man Dash from now on in.

In my mind, you wear full length red underwear, and eat from a can of beans that has a label that says beans. You like to scare the children from the local orphanage by removing your teeth and pretending to be the ghost of FDR, your only true love.

But deep down I suspect you have a heart of gold.

Ooh, sour! April Fools day is being embraced on the web in a big way this year. I say it's good! Some things are not taken seriously enough. But other things are taken way too seriously. Even if not everyone is funny, I think April Fools Day is more or less as relevant to Internet users as Easter. See how many sites get into the "true spirit" of Easter this year.

Tradition and ritual is important for humans, and all the "holidays" we have now are false shams commercialised around one or two ideas from the original. It's pathetic! No wonder so many people are diving into April Fools: finally a tradition relevant to our culture.

And some of the stuff out today is hilarious. Get to your favourite sites and check 'em out you suckers!

shit. what if our joke was we got bought out by a not big company? actually i don't expect people to fall for our thing, it's more the mockery that i'm enjoying.

and for the record, people DID fall for our stylesheet switch last year because we didn't switch to someone else's, we claimed a rigorous redesign that was as ugly as you could get.

I ranted about this a few years back. The internet does seem to have grasped "April Fools Day" as "Tell an unfunny lie" day.

Now Flickr's cat hack, on the other hand, is fricking genius.

Ha ha. All that time on a April's Fool's joke that's not funny.

Though, dude, Brad--that's the best you've done yet. Reminds me when I had to hide my Mad mags under my mattress so my mom wouldn't throw them out.

What if you do all those things at once? Does it become funny?

Needs more cowbell.

as usual, anil tells it like it is. i hate this stupid, lame ass holiday-- it's like christmas for idiots.

This year has to be the worst I have seen in quite some time for April Fool's jokes. Most of them that aren't on the above list are already-played-out Web 2.0 jokes. And to think that I woke up this morning looking forward to some decent jokes!

Tie a rubber band around your website's kitchen sink sprayer. Now that's genuinely funny.

How about SQL on Rails? I think that's pretty funny.

Thank god you said it. The April Fool's jokes have been unbelievably lame. The Bill Gates death one is immediately obvious. Something like that would not happen without HUGE MAINSTREAM PRESS. Pathetic.

"Ironically" the funniest April Fool's Jokes are the ones that aren't.

They planned a bridal show for April 1st this year and it wasn't a joke. Only in Salt Lake City...

Ditto comments above ... although I thought the Goatse skin for iPod was kinda clever and perhaps an accessory that Anil could use for his next NYT photo shoot ... ;-)

Yes, it's fairly safe to look at that URL.

Amen to that, brother. I'm combing through my RSS feeds trying to find something intelligent to read, and all I can find are these idiotic April Fool's Day jokes. When will it end??!

This, on the other hand, is priceless:

www.waterfall2006.com/

I think what Slashdot did was pretty hilarious.

"And it's especially hard to be appropriately clever on the web."

And you are proof of that, aren't you? Fer chrissakes, lighten up.

What exactly is your problem, mate? Did you try to find your soulmate and felt yourself like beeing spoofed?
Relax.

Your "Your April Fool's Jokes Sucks" post sucks.

Who gives a shit about your lack of humor?

Yeah, but what if your crappy fake news story showed up on a REAL NEWS SITE! www.xssfools.com takes advantage of XSS vulnerabilities on popular newspaper websites so you can seemingly post your own articles! Pretty rad.

I'd be interested to know if you think this one achieves escape velocity...

... hmm, I think I see a ripe panel session for the next SXSW.... ;-)

Tech.memeorandum became the lamest thing Saturday with attempts at being funny. It made baby jesus cry.

I've got to say, it WAS annoying to check my blogroll on Monday morning only to see all kinds of things that weren't true. "Oh really? Click... loading... read... aw crap another stupid April fools joke"... sigh

Hey now, I found some of those amusing and I'm willing to bet at least a few other people out there did as well. Isn't that what makes something funny? That people think it's funny? Otherwise, we must be dealing with some definition of funny that I was never educated on.

Don't be such a spoilsport, I had fun seeing April Fool's jokes and I'll bet the people who made them had fun making them. Nothing's worse than a critical analysis of something you could be enjoying.

yeah, Anil, you and your dry humor are totally spoiling everyone's favorite funny. Next thing you know, you'll tell the internet there's no Easter Bunny.

oh, oops.

I thought MAKE's joke was funny.

Well, sure if you come into it with this additude! nothing's going to be any fun then.

you gotta get outta your screen and into the street to really feel the power of the 'fools' day. noon, pointy bldg, sf, ww.saintstupid.com

i would like to make an april fool to someone's who's working with me in the department....she's a lady (my supervisor) :d please advice

*sigh*

An unfunny post about unfunny posts.

You're kind of stupid.

Moody Blues …. (abbreviated)

Isnt life strange A turn of the page Can read like before Can we ask for more? Each day passes by How hard man will try? The sea will not wait You know it makes me want to cry, cry, cry -

Isnt love strange A word we arrange With no thought or care Maker of despair Each breath that we breathe With love we must weave To make us as one You know it makes me want to cry, cry, cry -

Isnt life strange A turn of the page A book without light Unless with love we write; To throw it away To lose just a day The quicksand of time You know it makes me want to cry, cry, cry -

Happy April Fools anyway :-)

A lot of folks claim I don't have a sense of humor, but usually it's just that they aren't funny enough.

Oh hey, thanks for letting me know. Ceiling Cat loves you too.

Thanks, I thought only I had the impression that there is no humor in the technology april fool jokes on the web. They are just not funny. And astonishing your 5 types of joke summarize 99% of jokes I've had to see in RSS aggregators yesterday.

Thanks
-stephan

Dude, put down your keyboard (or back away from it), get off your ass, and _do_ _something_ _funny_.

Tough, huh? Sucks hard to have people on the sidelines pointing their fingers at you and shouting "laaaame!" don't it?

So some people just "phoned in" their "pranks." _So_
_Freakin'_ _What?_ Move on!

(Now I'm curious as to why I felt strongly enough about this to actually post something. Pro'ly because bystander critics really, really suck... Pro'ly.)

@ Glenn
It's that sort of attitude that proliferates the dumb, unfunny April Fools' crap that is strewn all over the Internet every April 1.

If you can't think of anything really funny, *don't do anything at all*.

well then.. i must say i am a fan of lame jokes.. HAHA