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Alexis Sunshine @ TheMinion.com
I’m constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place. There’s nothing better than seeing some hot piece of fried chicken… err, I mean ass with my cock inside them. Alexis Sunshine emailed me from Florida (where their orange juice is second to none) and wanted to get into porn. The road to porn goes through me and I had her show up to see if she was worthy of my massive tool! Watch in horror as she flips out and makes my entire body look like a baby’s bib! Something tells me she’s now in therapy.



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Raylee Dean @ TheMinion.com
I was enjoying some cake and whipped cream when I was interrupted by Raylee Dean. Apparently she wasn’t too turned on by my physique and I honestly can’t see why. Nonetheless, Railee Dean took it upon herself to throw my food all over my newly cleaned kitchen. I was finally able to win her over with my charm and before you knew it she was spread open like an open-faced deli sandwich. All these porn whores have a price and her dignity vanishes before your very eyes. Raylee Dean left the business soon after and hasn’t been heard or seen since. Enjoy the mayhem that ensued while I pick out remnants of cake from my ass!



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Genesis Skye @ TheMinion.com
When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me. Genesis Skye came in with an attitude and thought she was running the show. That’s so funny because I rule this roost. Genesis Sky was informed that the only way to be a top cock milking machine was to go the distance with me. It also helped that there was a hefty check at the end. Little did she know that on the memo line of the check I wrote "for being a wonderful whore". I always win…….always.



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Olivia Winters @ TheMinion.com
She’s now known as Olivia Winters but she’s always been a sistah who can’t get enough dick. Today she came in for a shoot where she thought the male talent was some twink looking mother fucker but it was I, the lean, mean buffet killing machine. I have a soft spot in my cholesterol-filled heart for hot black chicks down on their luck. After all, how are they going to get the money to bail out their baby’s daddy? Olivia Winters came in for a late night shoot and left with a check that inevitably ended up in the hands of a Los Angeles bail bondsman. It’s worth mentioning my cock smelled like watermelon moments after I pulled out of her black pink taco.



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Haley Scott @ TheMinion.com
Today I was in a loving mood. I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers won’t allow me to discuss any further. Haley Scott fell in love with me after talking to the various porn star chicks I banged. Haley Scot was done with "stick men" and wanted a real man. She also wanted some hot tongue kissing action which I obliged. She couldn’t care more about me seeing as how my every need was taken care of. Did I want some head? She didn’t hesitate. How about some pussy from behind? No problem! We were talking about getting married until she ran off with some guy with even more body hair than I have! Oh well, watch as our love blossoms in this beautiful sex session.



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Cristina Agave @ TheMinion.com
This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (big shock) and she needed some extra pesos to help out her essay. Since I am a hopeless romantic I decided we should fuck near my fire place. I also wanted us to fuck there so I could smell her snatch warming up and seeing if it does indeed smell like juevos rancheros. Christina Agave has a bright future in porn ahead of her. Then again, she could always be my cleaning lady since the last batch of whores have turned my beautiful home into the streets of Tijuana. Finally, watch in horror as I turn Christina Agave into the world’s largest tortilla as I get on top of her like a donkey at one of those live sex shows.



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Tina Fine @ TheMinion.com
Tina Fine came into my place wearing workout clothing. How dare she insult myself and my home with wearing clothes you lose weight in! I had to teach her some respect but not before I chowed down on some whipped cream and other snacks I always have around. My bed looked like a war zone after we were done but it was well worth it. Tine Fine left with a satisfied pussy, a nice payday, and whatever dignity and self respect she has left. I however, kept my food and left the dirty sheets to my maid.



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Faith @ TheMinion.com
Here I am sitting in my home drinking a gallon of soy milk when porn star wannabe Faith comes waling in. I find her name interesting since it has a biblical meaning behind it but then again, 99 cent burgers aren’t really 99 cents once you’re done paying tax on it. Anyways, Faith nurtured me by filling my gullet with soy milk. I returned the favor by nurturing her face with my man goo which I’m told smelled like rancid cream cheese. Look at Faith’s expressionless face as my cock rocks a hefty load of cum on it. Why oh why do I continue to humiliate wacky whore’s? Simple. Food cost is rising as well as the cost of gasoline to take you to go out to eat. Oh Faith, wherever you are I miss you and want to dump another load on your miserable face.



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Crissy Tyler @ TheMinion.com
I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I’m the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn whore brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this whore a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my vast intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my cum all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to fuck me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.



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Debbie Dallas @ TheMinion.com
I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas. He fucked her as best as he could while I gave commentary and had a small feast ( a feast of less than 5000 calories at a time). He dumped his load and then it was my turn. Debbie Dallas got to fuck me, a super pornstar in high demand, and Steve Holmes who is a mope at best. Debbie didn’t do Dallas today but she made her rounds through porn valley and got me, a stud, and some guy you may or may not have heard of. She couldn’t get enough of my big cock and I had to give her the inevitable cumshot since it was getting late and my local deli was about to close. After all, I do have my priorities.



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