Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were planning to marry at the end of December but with the non-stop fighting and feelings of resentment, the wedding has been called off, so says Radar. Just as well. It sounds like they’re already married anyway.

The two have been telling friends the wedding has been postponed but it doesn’t look like it’ll be happening at all as Britney thinks Jason is boring and tries to act like her dad instead of her significant other. Then again, Jason is co-conservator of Britney so technically he’s supposed to act like that.

Radar goes on to say the two have been sleeping in separate bedrooms for a while. Even when Britney is filming X Factor, Jason stays in a hotel room adjacent to hers. “Jason does love Britney and the boys, but he just can’t see himself spending the rest of his life with her.”

Maybe there’s another reason they sleep in different beds. Maybe Britney dutch ovens Jason every other night and he’s just tired of it. “Oh, hilarious, Brit, just, hilarious.” *Dry heaves*