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Watch a new episode of Streeter and Amir's show, Pranked, on MTV at 10/9c tonight.

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!

I was dating a girl in high school who only lived a block away from my house. She snuck in through my bedroom window on a school night around 11 one night. By the time we were both half naked and I had put the Valentines Day gift handcuffs on her, my mother busted in my room. A week or so later my parents bought an alarm system.

-Anonymous

A few months ago, my now ex girlfriend and I were in her room hooking up. We thought her mom and younger sister had left, so she started moaning and such. A few minutes later we heard footsteps on the wood floor leading up to her room. Her sister walked in and was asking what the noises were. The next five minutes were spent explaining how being tickled makes those sounds. She will figure it out eventually.

-J

So my freshman year of college I was dating this girl I met at a party. We started dating pretty seriously and did it all the time. Like rabbits. One night after a party we went back to her dorm room and started having one of those all night sex sessions. The beds we used were pretty crappy and squeaked a lot but we didn't care. At like two in the morning we heard a knock at the door. I get up and answer the door to find a can of WD-4.

-DM

My friend told me that my girlfriend's birth control made her ass bigger (which is a compliment amongst guys). Later, I told my girlfriend what he said and she flipped out on me for "calling her fat."

-Colin

Winter's here, and that means one thing: snow. Well, snow and Kevin McCallister's annual abandonment by his neglectful, emotionally-abusive parents. Luckily, we all have videogames to entertain us during the horrible weather (fact: 99% of winter deaths occur while not playing videogames). Weirdly though, sometimes the best escape from the frozen tundra of the outside world is the digital frozen tundra of a videogame. Here's our tribute to the 13 greatest snow levels of all-time.

13.

After a few levels of blasting through endless hordes of asteroids, enemy ships, and Slippy's pleas for help, Fortuna was a welcome relief. Finally you could engage in dog fights with some worthy opponents: The lazily-named Star Wolf (since all space teams in this universe are composed of 4 random animals led by some sort of canine). As if Star Wolf relentlessly hunting down your teammates (who all have no idea how to turn around or defend themselves in any way) wasn't enough, there's a bomb that will blow if you don't defeat the enemies in time. Not that it's too big a deal either way, since apparently no one else in the entire universe is at all concerned about that evil monkey head but you.

Superintendent: Are you the headmaster here?

Dumbledore: Why yes, yes I am. Also: I'm gay.

Superintendent: That's fine. Now about Hogwarts-

Dumbledore: Bet you didn't know that! Boom!

Superintendent: No one cares. Frankly, I'm not sure why you ever brought it up. All you're doing now is setting up some strange fan-fiction.

Dumbledore: What brings you here?

Superintendent: Hogwarts seems pretty dangerous. You know, relative to, well, anything.

Dumbledore: Oh, not really. Except for when the Chamber of Secrets was opened and a monster snake killed a girl and caused chaos fifty years later. That was bad.

Superintendent: Why does Hogwarts have a chamber of secrets in the first place?

Dumbledore: Oh, that's just Slytherin stuff. They do stuff like that. You know, evil.

Superintendent: An entire quarter of your school is definitively evil? Shouldn't you do something about that?

Dumbledore: (shrugs)

Superintendent: Did you ever shut it down?

Dumbledore: No, but an eleven year old went on an epic quest and killed the monster. I am, like, 90% sure there was only one monster. I promise.

Superintendent: Well, still-

Dumbledore: 80%. But so far, so good. Well, except for all the Dementor stuff.

Superintendent: You should probably take care of all your horrible, horrible monsters.

Dumbledore: Don't worry! All our monsters are taken care of by Hagrid, a lovable goofball in no way professionally trained. Also, you know, the guy who was convicted for the monsters killing that girl before.

Superintendent: Is there literally no one else available?

Dumbledore: The best part is he's also a giant monster, too. See? Synergy. Trust me.

If you can read this you're already overqualified.

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