About Celebslam.com

The inner sanctum

Founded in mid-2006, Celebslam has since evolved into one of the internet's premiere destinations for celebrity-mocking. Basically if you're famous, I make fun of you. If you're famous and hot, I make masturbation jokes. The formula is simple, yet deliciously funny. If you're looking for me to post kind words of sympathy the next time Paris Hilton gets popped for DUI, this site isn't for you. But if you're looking for someone to mock her herpes, latest plastic surgery controversies, and wonky eye, stick around.

About Nick, the editor:

I'm hip. I'm edgy. I'm raw. And I know way more than a straight male should about what Jessica Simpson wore last week. Oh yeah, I'm also devilishly handsome. But that was implied.

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