This is the homepage for a draft translation of Ilf and Petrov's The Golden Calf, a Soviet comic novel about con men in pursuit of an underground millionaire and his suitcase full of hard currency.
Seventy years after its publication, The Golden Calf remains a cult classic among Russian readers, but it is out of print in English translation. This will be the first time in nearly forty years that The Golden Calf will be available to English speaking readers.
This is a volunteer translation project, and we're making it available to readers free of charge. The chapter links on this page point to our latest revisions. If you like what you read here, please consider helping us with a large donation through Amazon's honor system.
Translation ©2005 Maciej Ceglowski, Peter V. Gadjokov.