Kitty's Knickers

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About the Kitty: A 20-something bad girl from a big country town in Australia ... A self-confessed sex junkie, she writes from the knickers, sharing her every sexual adventure. She's crass & rude, has a 1 track mind for raunchy sex and is void of all inhibitions ...

This ebook features 15 Kitty's Knickers columns from the VIP member archives of Purve.com. Take Kitty to bed or on holidays with you ... laugh, cry and be amazed at her sexual adventures, unfortunate mishaps and downright hilarious activities in the sack.

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EXCERPT - 'FUCK IT, I'M LATE' ...

"I picked up a pair of knickers off the floor and sniffed to see if they were clean - only to discover, with no small amount of digust, that not only were they rancid, they weren't even mine! "

"Scrabbling around in the drawers of the dressing table for any type of pin I found a large purple badge inscribed with the intellectual proverb "We came, we drank, we fucked all night" in large yellow letters. Shrugging my shoulders, pinning my dress together and hoping no one would notice I dashed out the hallway and arrived at the head of the aisle just as they began the wedding march. "

WHAT IS IT? Kitty's Knickers is a downloadable ebook of exclusive columns written by a sexually adventurous bad gurl named Kitty. An ebook is an electronic book, made to be printed on your own printer and kept, just like if you bought a real book!

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EXCERPT - 'MY 2 BEST FUCK STORIES' ...

"Today I want to tell you 2 of my "Best Fuck" stories. While I would have to sit down with a pen and paper ... actually a pen and a large notebook ... to remember the guys and gals I have been with in some way or another, there have been a few that have stood out.

Sometime I think if I could just take a cock from this one, a sense of adventure from that one, a tongue from this one, and a set of props from that one, I could make the perfect Love Machine for my very own."

#1 Mr Lap-Lap

I worked with this guy,and had the hots for him for ages and ages, but there was one thing putting me off. He was 33 years old, and had only ever been with one woman his entire life - I did not want him getting attached and as we worked together I didn't think it would be such a good idea.

So I watched, and drooled, and was altogether distracted for the better part of my days which is fine because I do as little work as possible when I'm NOT distracted ... so this helped to fill my time.

One day, I had had enough. I told him I was going to fuck his brains out and his response was "let's go". Back at his place I was being gentle with him, the poor thing, he wasn't to know I was crazy in bed and I wasn't about to show him. "Teach him slowly, Kitty, don't make him go down on you if he's nervous" - this wise sentiment was going through my brain when he reefed off my jeans, practically tore off my panties and buried his face between my thighs.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO! is all I have to say!!! This guy was a TONGUE MASTER. I was absolutely still with the shocking sensations. He was left, he was right, he was round and round again. He was up and down and all over - the perfect pressure to make me cum again and again and then bring me to the edge and back and around, Phew! What an experience! I've had good head jobs before but that one beat all by a ridiculous mile.

If I could give you his address ladies I would but for now you'll just have to take my word for it, and hope and pray that he does as I suggested and 'take it public'... the things I do for you!

Continued in Kitty's Knickers downloadable ebook ... PLUS 15 more columns from Kitty's Purve.com monthly adventures!!

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C O L U M N L I S T

· You can leave your hat on
· Fuck it, I'm late
· Recipe for distaster
· Try saying this instead
· My 2 best fuck stories
· Revenge - When it backfires
· Not sponge-worthy
· Erogenooooohs zones
· My Anal-ysis
· Up, Up and Away!
· Up, Up & Away Part Two
· Those Were the Days
· Fantasy
· I Feel Like Cinderella
· Dear Diary - The Neighbour

YOUR FEEDBACK SO FAR

"I just had to say, HA HA HA HA HA!!! Kitty is absolutely hilarious, and I wondered all the way through if the stories were made up or true. They seem close enough to reality that I can imagine someone getting into those messes - well, a Bridget Jones type! Kitty made me feel less clumsy, and showed me that we should all laugh at ourselves a little. I can't wait for the next Kitty's Knickers book, I'm a big fan!
Jill, Seattle

Hey Jill, Kitty maintains that all stories are 'based on true events' ... As we know her in person, we'd rather not know which ones are true if its ok with you! ;-) We like to think they are all false, but Kitty insists they are mostly all true. Scary huh?! ~ Editor

" I really enjoyed the Kitty's Knickers e-book - she writes in a very simple fashion but her stories are so descriptive. I couldn't help laughing out loud several nights while reading this in bed, almost waking my husband up! I much prefer Kitty's story telling to boring old erotic fiction stories!!
Toni, New York

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