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5 New Year’s Resolutions Law Students Should Not Make
by The Northwest 3L on January 1, 2013
By sheer chance I’ve landed the 01 January spot this year, which probably means that most of my target audience is far too hung over to be reading this post. In the hopes that eventually a few of you will sober up (and because my editor will probably hunt me down and kill me if I just disappear again), I’ll plug along anyway.
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4 Reasons for Law Students to be Thankful
by The Northwest 3L on November 20, 2012
Thanksgiving is upon us once again and everyone’s coming up with schmaltzy reasons for us to be thankful, most of which don’t apply to law students. Instead of the after-school-special saccharine-sweet process of counting our blessings though, let’s take a look at what we law students actually have to be thankful for.
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Scalia Spews Career Advice on Law Students
by Bitter Staff on October 26, 2012
Our brethren . . . errr . . . bloggeren (?) over at Lawyerist reported today that Justice Antonin Scalia of the United States Supreme Court has some advice for law students:
Take the bread-and-butter courses. Do not take, ‘law and women,’ do not take ‘law and poverty,’ do not take ‘law and anything.’
That’s cool. Very good of him to offer law students his wisdom on their course schedules. But is he the best source of advice for today’s law students facing a market like none other in history? Moreover, when was the last time he was out there in the market? 1967. 1967!? And he didn’t even make partner at this firm. Oh, what did you say, Tony? You had always wanted to teach, that’s why you left your firm before making partner? Yeah, sure. Face it, you couldn’t handle the real world – Mr. Supreme Court Justice! Just pathetic. Clearly, he’s a Bitter Justice.
Any who, is he the best person to be doling out law school guidance advice to the next generation of law-talkers?
Postscript: Tony sure doesn’t look like he’s been on a bread-and-butter diet these days.
Via Lawyerist.com.
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Law School Isn’t What Sucks About Law School
by The Northwest 3L on July 31, 2012
“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are law students.”
No matter how many times you hear a law student complain about spending hours in the law library or some gunner wrecking the curve, the simple fact of the matter is that the problem isn’t law school. The problem is us, law students. Keep Reading ⇒
Expectation Management
by Albert Wang on May 28, 2012
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May is a Mixed Bag
by Not an Elle on May 15, 2012
May is such a mixed bag for law students. First finals, packing, then graduation, then summer, all in a span of about 3 weeks. It’s a whirlwind of activity and emotion, and getting enough sleep is almost never an option. You’re studying for finals and taking breaks for anything, accepting all distractions. Probably packing for the summer when you feel like it—any non-study activity is allowed if it can be written off as productive in any way.
Law students are hearing 3Ls talk about graduation and the bar exam and getting a job while 1Ls and 2Ls talk about trying to get summer jobs, maybe taking summer classes. Then, faster than you leave the law school on a Friday afternoon, you’re right in the middle of a final. Finals always seem to sneak up on people, even though the whole semester is a steady march toward them. Then, as quickly as they snuck up, it’s suddenly all over, and you’re walking out of the exam room of your last final. The sweet relief of summer beckons—unless you’re taking summer classes.
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Rush Limbaugh vs. Law Student: The Pokemon Battle
by Gregory Luce on March 4, 2012
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Law School Briefs
by Albert Wang on October 24, 2011
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I Hate Law School Gunners
by Ex-Bitter on October 21, 2011
QI’m a first-year law student and just have a general question. A lot of kids from high school who thought they were “cool” ended up getting fat and stuck in dead-end jobs. That makes me wonder, what happens to gunners when they grow up? Do they ever make partner? Or do they just curl up into a ball of douchebaggery and die?
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A New Board Game for Law Students
by Albert Wang on October 17, 2011
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