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Dan Levy Shane Victorino signed as early as possible and got $3/39m. Michael Bourn signed as late as possible and got 4/$48m. So much for logic

Dan Levy Done: t.co/IXDlaCe4 @Buster_ESPN: The Pirates will have a new logo look in 2014, writes Bob Cohn. t.co/zS4Ib4Wl

Buster Olney The Pirates will have a new logo look in 2014, writes Bob Cohn. t.co/08wiZiCF

Buster Olney Swisher's positional flexibility really helps. If Stubbs struggles in spring, Swisher can play RF. If Stubbs thrives, Swisher can play 1B.

Buster Olney My guess on CLE lineup: CF Bourn, LF Brantley, SS Cabrera, C Santana, 1B Swisher 2B Kipnis, DH Reynolds/Giambi, 3B Chisenhall, RF Stubbs

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