Another year watching football on a 9-inch tube TV and you're STILL unsure about upgrading?
"Was that a touchdown?"
"I couldn't tell."
"I didn't know you could still get analog channels, Uncle Ted. I thought you had to at least have a digital box these days."
"Feh. It's just a liberal plot."
"Okay, but maybe next Thanksgiving you could come to our house? Emma and I would be happy to host, and I just got a refurbished Panasonic 5.1CH Home Theater System with 3D Blu-ray Player; I hooked it up to my big screen so we would not only be able to see the game but hear it pumping over 1,000 watts of power. And we'd always have the option of watching a movie on Blu-ray or streaming some online content when the Lions inevitably get blown out by whoever shows up for the free win."
"Not a chance. It's tradition that you come over here."
"Yeah, okay. Tradition always wins. Even in the face of a live-streaming, upconvertable, Blu-ray equipped home theater system."
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