Track: Fuck me dead

Friday, February 1, 2013

Just found this weird ol' track I made a few years ago. Like all my weird ol' tracks, it was never finished. Now it's finished.

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A better phonetic alphabet

Monday, October 22, 2012

I found this in a txt document that myself & the missus wrote, possibly when drunk, in 2002. Seems important.

Aquaman
Barometer
Chicken
Dress-ups
Eatery
Fedora
Goal Posts
Heliotrope
Irksome
Jalepeno
Kraftwerk
Limp
Moisten
Nice
Oblong
Pancake
Quincy
Restrooms
Satay
Tanktop
Uppity
Voltimeter
Wafting
Xtreme
Yurt
ZZ Top

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CoffeeScript: tell me how you feel about it

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

[update: wow, amazing response so far! I'll start collating the data and get you all some findings soon.]

Hey chaps,

I'm canvasing general opinions and understanding about CoffeeScript as research for an up-n-coming book. There seems to be some pretty strong thoughts on the matter amongst the people I've talked to in person, and I'm curious to know what others think.

If you know any web devs/designers/anyone making web things then please send them here, or - if the scrolling br is breaking your brain - directly to the "CoffeeScript, and you" survey (It's a google form thingo - if that doesn't work for you, just give me some free-form rambling in the comments!).

Thank you kindly!

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#rimshot: zingers from tweetland

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I just finished typing all this code, and boy are my arms tired! Wait, that doesn't really work. Anyway, I did a search on twitter for the hash tag #rimshot yesterday and the results were not very funny. The problem was that seeing the term #rimshot is not the same as hearing "budum ching". Hence,

#RIMSHOT - tweets that'll be here all week

Yeah, um - it'll probably max out your Twitter rate limit pretty quick, but it's totally worth it. Try the veal chicken feen.

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Syntax highlighting for writers

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Ok, This was a "here's an old project I've abandoned" type post, but after some interest in the matter I'm re-opening this for questions... Syntax highlighting for writers: what do you think? Yay, or nay?

spacer When you have a brilliant idea for a start-up, you mock up a prototype and show your intended audience. They'll be over the moon with excitement, and start paying for your service immediately. Word of mouth will grow, and before you know it you'll have a million users and you'll have so much money that you might become a tiny bit happier.

That's how it's supposed to go. Here's a project I started that fell down in the "prototype user-testing phase", documented here for prosperity. It's an english language syntax highlighter for writers of prose (and the sort). Here's the demo (select a colour-theme from the dropdown menu and imagine it's you typing, instead of robo-Jane Austin):

Syntax highlighting for writers

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You find yourself at the entrance to the Hompage of Mr Speaker. In a darkened corner sits a trunk containing JavaScript tidbits. Exits are North, East, and . To the west lies a Twitter account.

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‘mazed Nerd

A better phonetic alphabet The common man

What you’re missing out on on App.Net Nerd

CoffeeScript: tell me how you feel about it Javascript

Nicer random colours, with HSL HTML5

#rimshot: zingers from tweetland Nerd

Caine’s Arcade Fun Pass Generator Wide world

Syntax highlighting for writers Wide world

‘mazed

Friday, October 26, 2012

Maze generation has never been easier:

Math.random() < 0.5 ? "/" : "\\";

and you've got yourself a maze! Like all awesome ideas this one comes directly from the Commodore 64.

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What you’re missing out on on App.Net

Monday, August 20, 2012

Maybe you've heard that there's a new kid on the short-message scene: App.Net. It's just like Twitter, except you have to pay $50 a year to use it. Sure, that'll keep the poor people away - but what else do you get for the fee? How's this for an incentive: no longer are you limited to the measly 140-character messages tyrannically enforced by Twitter!

You get 256 characters.

For the people who don't need to save their $50 for food and rent and medicine and stuff that's a big 116 extra characters to flaunt! Accordingly, I've created an app to periodically fetch and highlight these extra characters - so the regular folk can see what they're missing out on. I call it...

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Nicer random colours, with HSL

Monday, August 13, 2012

As many of you may know from my complaining, I've currently embarked on a new writing mission: a CoffeeScript book for SitePoint. The example project that runs throughout is an HTML5 game using Canvas. While I was trying to create a random colour palette - for instructional purposes - I fell over this "trick" of using HSL rather than RGB to pick more pleasant-ish colours.

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Caine’s Arcade Fun Pass Generator

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Caine's Arcade is the coolest arcade ever (even better than Flynn's Arcade and Bailey's Arcade. The "pros" of Caine's Arcade are that all the games are hand-built by a 9 year old, out of cardboard. But the "cons" are the prices: $1 gets you 4 plays, and $2 gets you a "Fun Pass" (tm) valid for 500 plays.

2 bucks! Phew... You might be thinking you could get around that by making a fake pass of your own - but Caine is way ahead of you. He's added a security check to each Fun Pass, to validate that it's the real deal:
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