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Patriots-Jets Live Blog, Second Half
Written by Christmas Ape / 11.22.12 Through one quarter, the Jets had only managed to commit one crushing turnover and were actually hanging with the Patriots. Granted, New England put a touchdown pass on the board to Wes Welker within the first minute or so of the second quarter, but New York responded with what seemed to be a decent drive. But that seemingly productive drive ended with a Shonn Greene fumble.
From there, things went from bad to laughable. The Jets neglected to cover Shane Vereen coming out of the backfield and he coasted to an 83-yard touchdown to open the game wide open. An avalanche of the derpiest turnovers you’ll ever see then ensued. Mark Sanchez faceplanted into Brandon Moore’s ass, losing the ball and having it returned for another touchdown. The following kickoff was then fumbled by the Jets and walked into the end zone by Julian Edelman.
Jewkah ended another touchdown before the massive bleeding of the second quarter was over. It’s okay, Jets fans, your team settled for a field goal, down 35-0, in the waning seconds of the first half. We all know how important it is to close out halves with points. Momentum is on your side!
TAGS: greatriots, Live Blogification, New York Jets, Tim Tebow: Troll Genius, TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS, xmas ape
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Patriots-Jets Live Blog, Second Half
i will be watching this repeatedly the rest of the week.
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That’s me watching the gif on top for 5+ hours.
So I miss the rivebrog and you start this willy-nilly little badge system? I feel so… impartial.
Good night all. Remember the brave pilgrims and of course, the generous, noble Natives who helped them that first Thanksgiving Day.
Hey, NFL network has the Sexy Rexy schedefraude-tastice press conference right now. Lets watch!
matt perry apparently shooting his new show on the beach, where he lives now anyway
In terms of trainwrecks how would you rate this NY Jets season.
The one from The Peacemaker, with the nuke, like that
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silly Chandler.
Best Thanksgiving ever. Qaplah!
They should of put in Tebow…he would have eaten that “turkey” better…
STFU Collinsworth. I’m never forgiving you for bashing Rodgers in 2007
Too boneriss… Oneriss, sorry, oneriss, what does that mean, where is my citrus beer?
“Back to Tony Dungy…”
You’re onerous, you shambolic fucktard.
rule is described as “weird,” also, “onerous-ish”
Love people bitching about the challenge flag rule today. Shows how few people actually watched the Cards-Falcons last week
Not that I blame them. What a fucking shitshow
Why the fuck would anyone willingly watch the Cards unless they were specifically Falcons fans…PASSIONATE Falcons fans?
/sheepishly raises hand as a PASSIONATE Falcons fan
PK clearly off his sideline reporting game with 6 leggede turkey on his mind.
PK: “I THINK this rule will be overturned for 2013. MAYBE”
I wish this night would never end!
Thats not the first time Brady has had white meat in his mouth….