A BIG MOVE IN 2013
Teleport City is going to be undergoing some major changes in 2013 with regards to where the site is hosted. Read this for a little more infoA-Z
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Film & TV Archive
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Jack the Ripper
Posted on January 14, 2013 | 4 CommentsThe Ripper has struck again, prompting the drunk who finds the body to exclaim in his best RADA Cockney accent, “Gor blimey, the Ripper! ‘e’s done ‘er in!” -
War God
Posted on January 1, 2013 | 7 CommentsIf you don't think the concept of a giant Guan Yu slicing up space aliens is incredible, then I doubt you and this website are going to have much a relationship -
Noble War
Posted on December 31, 2012 | 4 CommentsA fascinating melding -- or car crash -- of Sand's most beloved tropes: giant monsters, Thai mythology, Bollywood mythologicals, and goofball humor -
I Come In Peace
Posted on December 25, 2012 | 13 CommentsIn at least one scene we see a Christmas tree and some garland, and I think someone mentions Christmas at some point. In my book, that qualifies this as a cherished holiday movie, like Gremlins and Die Hard -
Scorpions & Miniskirts
Posted on December 17, 2012 | 5 CommentsIf you can roll with the first five minutes, then you will probably walk away from the viewing experience with a mild sense of having been moderately entertained -
Zombies: The Beginning
Posted on November 29, 2012 | 5 CommentsMattei departed this mortal coil via a film that is the perfect summation of everything he ever contributed to the world of cinema -
Dragon Lives Again
Posted on November 26, 2012 | 7 CommentsSurreal and outrageous scenarios are handled with the utmost banality of attitude, as if Chinese skinheads kidnapping Abraham Lincoln during World War II is the sort of shit that happens every day -
Blue Movie Blackmail
Posted on November 21, 2012 | 2 CommentsIf you want to see Felix Leiter from Goldfinger hopping around naked in bunny ears – and who among us can say they don’t? – this is the film for you. -
Assassination Games
Posted on November 13, 2012 | 4 CommentsWhat pushes this into my good graces is the fact that Van Damme is still trying, perhaps even harder than when he was at the top of the game, to make quality films -
Slam Dance
Posted on November 6, 2012 | 6 CommentsSlam Dance isn't quite a classic, but I definitely rank it as an unfairly dismissed and forgotten gem. How you feel about it depends largely on how you feel about Tom Hulce and Wayne Wang
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