January Jones Glamour UK April 2013

January Jones Glamour UK April 2013

January Jones Glamour UK April 2013

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January Jones revealed last month that she ate her own placenta following the birth of her son Xander in January, and here it is two months later, and she’s still talking about eating the afterbirth. She tells the April issue of Glamour:

When she needs some extra energy, January takes some pills made with her own dried placenta, at the suggestion of her doula.

“Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,” says Jones. “We’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas. It’s not witch-crafty or anything. … I suggest it to all moms.”

Just because other mammals do it doesn’t mean we should do it, too. Mammals sometimes eat their own offspring. Or excrement. I don’t plan on doing either of those things, either.

Somebody on Tumblr did a little photo-doctoring and turned a pic of Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar fall into a convincing black-and-white Christian Dior ad. It’s a real testament to the beauty of the dress if still looks good even when the wearer is lying face-down at the bottom of the steps. I only wish I could have said the same thing about my wedding dress.

The final Iron Man III movie poster revealed! (Daily Stab)

These photos will not end well, much like The Sopranos or a Pam Anderson marriage. (Mandatory)

Joan Rivers still won’t apologize for her Holocaust joke about Heidi Klum’s dress. (Bitten & Bound)

Emma Watson is in talks to play Cinderella. (Huffington Post)

Film icon Audrey Hepburn is digitally resurrected so she can star in a chocolate commercial. See, dead people don’t need dignity, because they’re already dead. (The Stir)

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When your jewelery is not only beautiful but also a tongue-in-cheek nod to your film, you can you get away with a dress as ugly Mila Kunis’ Alexander McQueen gown. The bottom half of the dress looks like something from “Sarah, Plain and Tall” crossed with a Dorothy Hamil haircut.

Emmy Rossum Jeweled Headband

Emmy in a Catherine Deane dress and gorgeous Chopard aquamarine earrings and diamond-and-pearl headband at Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.

Louis Mariette

Louis Mariette jeweled floral headband three layered crystal studded flower details ($235)

Jolie Tete

Jolie Tete silver beaded headband ($50)

Deepa Gurnani

Deepa Gurnani double-strand crystal headband ($209) Louis Mariette Midnight Stars headband ($367) Deepa Gurnani double-strand crystal headband ($209)

Deepa Gurnani

Deepa Gurnani faceted crystal headband ($176)

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It’s hard to pull off a jeweled headband, but with the right dress and accessories, it can look amazing. Emmy Rossum’s aquamarine drop earrings and diamond-and-pearl encrusted headband go perfectly with her Grecian-inspired Catherine Deane dress. She looks like a water nymph. She could have been birthed from the sea on a clam shell surrounded by pan-flautist satyrs.

Check out some jeweled headbands like Emmy’s in the gallery above.

Cameron Diaz Interview Magazine

Cameron Diaz Interview Magazine

Cameron Diaz Interview Magazine

Cameron Diaz Interview Magazine

Cameron Diaz Interview Magazine

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Cameron Diaz does a dominatrix David Bowie thing for the March issue of Photoshop Monthly Interview Russia. It’s a good look for her. She should really not smile more often.

In other news…

The worst sports collectibles of all time, including the Dennis Rodman Barbie with matching veil and dress. (Mandatory)

See what happens when you try to use Justin Bieber song lyrics as pick-up lines in real life. (Hollywood Rag)

Check out the sea monster they pulled out of a New Jersey sewer river last week! (Huffington Post)

Hevia’s new skincare line encourages skin rejuvenation by sourcing plants from all over the world, and sourcing plants is a dangerous game. (Fab Over 40)

Guess which congressman isn’t too busy with looming sequestration to find time to stalk a female reporter? (Gawker)

Tom Cruise is so worried about Suri Cruise being kidnapped that he’s hired a body double for her. (Celeb Slam)

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