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SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-19

• CONFESSION: I still haven’t seen My Big Fat Slumdog Wedding. #
• BSG SPOILER: Ringo is the fifth Cylon. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-15

• Remember when CNN played music videos? #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-14

• Apparently I have a musical hemorrhoid. #
• _American Ninja_+_Manimal_=@nevenmrgan. Amirite or am I right? And don’t get me started on @antichrista. How awesome is she? #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-13

• With all the controversy surrounding him, I still can’t believe the U.S. Senate agreed to seat Plaxico Burris. CHECK THE SAFETY THIS TIME,YO #
• I still think it’s funny that before we found out they we made of pixels, we thought dinosaurs were made of clay. lol. #
• Hey, Portland! Know where I can get a vial of heroin? “Vial,” right? It’s been a while since I shot up some Menendez Brothers. #
• I get kinda sad watching old _Seinfeld_ episodes. I mean, Richard Lewis was really at the top of his game back then. Sad, just sad. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-12

• Anthropologie: The official wardrobe of Audrey Hepburn fanfic writers everwhere. #
• PETA’s move to rename “fish” to “seakittens” is genius. I predict explosive growth in the microwavable seakittenstick mkt. Also, new dance. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-11

• The cool thing about meeting other Tweeps is that I don’t have to explain this Chronicles of Riddick cut-off T or chaps. They just get it. #
• I’m calling my haircut the “Tony Brown Journal.” LOOK IT UP! #
• My thanks to @jimray for not stealing my jokes. #
• Aw, who am *I* kidding? @jimray is so funny he steals his own jokes. Then I steal them and go home and eat Spaghetti-O’s from the can. #
• This new French Press is turning me into the kind of person I hate– awake. #
• I’m not a religious man but I thank my ancestors every time I use my opposable thumb. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-10

• “Gov. Blagojavich! What are you going to do now that you’re impeached?” “The only thing I know how; I’m gonna continue to keep on rockin’.” #
• Hey, @byx Wasn’t the season 7 story arc for _Oz_ #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-09

• Tonight, Sweets and I burn our rejectors in effigy. And drink. As god intended. #
• “All suckas know how to do is be hatin.’” #
• @LILWAYNESWORLD word. #
• Sometimes I’m shocked by how much I actually know about my day job. #
• In my mind, before becoming a senator, Dick Durbin produced hit records w/Run DMC, Beastie Boys and Red Hot Chili Peppers. In my mind. #
• When explaining her research, Sweets uses terms like “DV, chrome box alpha, homoskedasticity.” Dunno what they mean but my boner sure does. #
• I’m told it’s actually “Cronbach’s alpha.” Double-SCHWING! BOI-OI-OI-OING! #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-08

• Pussy wheat. See. #
• Joe the Plumber is about as qualified to be a war corespondent as he is to be a licensed plumber. #
• From now on, I’ll be using the lesser known North American translation for bukkake: “You Can’t Do That on Television.”

  I don’t know. #

• Oooh I think it’s *very* obvious that I work out six or seven times a day. #
• That new Lincoln MKS is just pretending to be futuristic. I suppose it’s not the least bit gay, either. #ylnt,sf #
• Soap opera’s on tv. Boy, those people have issues, none of which are related to the economy. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-07

• If I had to do it all over again, my b-boy name would be Suavé Suave. #
• @nevenmrgan I figure I don’t have to read DWF because of the @birdhouseapp beta release notes. #
• As bad as this economy is I still give 18 to 24 months before I can get a loan for a truly crackin’ hoax.

  “Crackin’”? I feel so old. #

• I really enjoyed Nip/Tuck better when it was about the destruction of the American family rather than reckless douchebaggy plastic surgeons. #
• It probably goes without saying that you’re going to say it anyways. #
• I just drank fresh, all natural, organic guava juice from a box.

  WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. #

• THE WIRE FANS! tinyurl.com/9zofjr Skillz-5 Seasons of The Wire in 5 min. Rap up. (via @qoolquest) #
• I still hand craft the complimentary close and signature line above my auto sig in e-mails because it adds such a nice personal touch. #
• Why do I still handcraft the complimentary close and signature line above my auto sig in e-mails?Because it adds such a nice personal touch? #
• Hey, you can say anything minutes before the FAVRD roll over. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-06

• Can you Macworld people hold it down? Please show us who aren’t there the courtesy I would not if I were. #
• “Does this already have a name? If not I call it a Tom Yum Collins.” -Sweetness
  www.flickr.com/photos/seoulbrother/3172955492/ #
• Everybody at MacWorld, look under your seats. It’s a free 17″ MBP battery! And some gum and an old scratch ticket. #
• News from Macworld spotty. iPhoto 09: Why would I want to apply a facial to all my photos? That’s weird. Like Japanese game show weird. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-04

• I bet you’d have more support for your cause if you changed it to “Smoke a bowl for Nat King Cole.” That guy makes everything seem fine. #
• For a moment, I was the only one in the theater waiting for Doubt to start. Then Sweets joined me and we were two. #
• _Doubt_- The moral of the story? Black people get screwed. #
• I’m ordering 11 Trojan Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massagers. One for each finger. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-03

• Comparing things that never get old to Dick Clark (before the stroke) never gets old, like Dick Clark (before the stroke.) #
• When you trip over the power chord w/o killing your laptop, what style do you sing “Mag Sa-a-aafe” ? Me? It varies but now, Freddie Mercury. #
• Last tweet corrected, although some do consider Freddie Mercury to be a genre. #
• I’m doing that hip writing thing in public, acting annoyed at conversations and old man playing piano. SHORTER: My shift at Chucky Cheese. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-02

• Spent New Years in the underwater city of Funklantis. Had a BLAST until the Rapture. To be fair, I love this white suit. And I can sing. #
• Okay. I made that last one up but seriously, them white heaven suits are tight.

  Yep, drinking and shit. #

• I did make a meal so good tonight, that I could taste the orgasms hours before they happened. #
• Jeez. I’m still writing “2007″ on my checks. #
• THEY’RE CYBER-CHECKS, PEOPLE AND I WWW-FAX THEM TO MY CHIA VETERINARIAN. WITH LASERS. #
• Last night’s chipotle butternut squash chili was a hit. I think I’ll call it ChipButtSqua Chili 2.0. Sounds authentic with a modern twist. #

SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-29