Sometimes I love having zero immunity to caffeine. To combat what is turning out to be brutal jet lag (as expected, but still not welcome) I drank a single shot of weak chai tea from an espresso cup and it has me FREAKING AMPED.
If my criticism of Russian corruption ever irks the establishment too much, they can forego the Polonium-210 and just replace my normal H2O with Buzzwater. "That man has Buzzwater in his veins," the doctors would say (they would). Then they would plunge scalpels into my carotid artery and drink of my unfiltered blood, because doctors are caffeine junkies and junkies need their fix. It's cool though: when you check into the hospital you sign a waver stating that any staff on the premises can commandeer your blood if it contains sufficient levels of caffeine or Sunny D.
Related resources:
Spider webs are distorted by caffeine intake.
Know your body: the carotid artery.
How to make Chai tea.
"Amped" is, according to this not-at-all-out-of-touch fellow, a popular term amongst the youth of America to describe a "state of excitement".
Posted by morland @ 05:35 PM
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Whats wrong with a healthier caffeine alternative beverage thats been around long before any of these energy drinks such as Red Bull. A great beverage that does not contain all the toxic sugars, artificial sweetners, corn syrups, presevatives, artificial colorings and flavorings and all the other toxic mystery ingredients. Let face it water and caffeine are the two most orally ingested substanced consumed by the majority of the world's population on a daily basis. All I want is the caffeine boost and some real sring water which is high in minerals with an additional 72 added minerals that are naturaly occuring and depleted daily from your system. Not this bottled water that is distilled and filtered bottled from municipal water sources. This is a gerat product and long overdue. Its the way mother nature intended water to be...."Caffeinated". But some times mother nature was alseep at the wheel and screws up. Just think about it and wake up and smell the water. I can bet if Jesus Christ had his last supper over again he would only cover the BUZZWATER tab and not get nail for the dinner check again. What do you think he was drinking when he had to rise early again, it wasn't wine. To stay awake for 40 days and 40 nights requires a stimulant that's been around for century's... Think about it "Liquid For A Tried And Out Of Shape Planet. Liquid For Your Hyperactive Lifestyle"
Jason
Posted by: jason on December 1, 2006 03:05 PM
Whats wrong with a healthier caffeine alternative beverage thats been around long before any of these energy drinks such as Red Bull. A great beverage that does not contain all the toxic sugars, artificial sweetners, corn syrups, presevatives, artificial colorings and flavorings and all the other toxic mystery ingredients. Let face it water and caffeine are the two most orally ingested substanced consumed by the majority of the world's population on a daily basis. All I want is the caffeine boost and some real spring water which is high in minerals with an additional 72 added minerals that are naturaly occuring and depleted daily from your system. Not this bottled water that is distilled and filtered bottled from municipal water sources. This is a gerat product and long overdue. Its the way mother nature intended water to be...."Caffeinated". But some times mother nature was alseep at the wheel and screws up. Just think about it and wake up and smell the water. I can bet if Jesus Christ had his last supper over again he would only cover the BUZZWATER tab and not get nailed for the dinner check again. What do you think he was drinking when he had to rise early again, it wasn't wine. To stay awake for 40 days and 40 nights requires a stimulant that's been around for century's... Think about it "Liquid For A Tried And Out Of Shape Planet. Liquid For Your Hyperactive Lifestyle"
Jason
Posted by: jason on December 1, 2006 03:07 PM
Water Joe son. that's how i roll.
www.waterjoe.com/
Posted by: lw on December 4, 2006 09:52 PM
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