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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
17Advice for a Twin, on having twins, from a twin
Warning: non-baseball content, unless you consider Joe Mauer's future as a parent to be baseball-related.
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Can Mauer Babies Save Vikings Stadium Effort?
Facing a shortfall in the gambling income that was supposed to pay for the state's share of the new Vikings stadium, Minnesota officials are placing their own bet on the best way to make up the gap: the Mauer twins.
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JOE MAUER DISS TRACK: "BEING POLITE IS IMPORTANT"
Taking a page from Trevor Bauer, Minnesota's MVP catcher and 3-time batting champ has recorded a diss rap to address all the haters. We share the lyrics with you now.
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VEGAS: Who Gets Hurt Next and How?
What is Las Vegas saying about the next weird/hilarious injury that will befall a current or former Minnesota athlete? Will Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas be involved?
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Top 10 Guesses How Swarzak Fractured Two Ribs
Apparently it was due to "horseplay". How much of that story do you believe?
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A Preview of Spring Training News
We'd like to get the jump on publishing news from Spring Training next week, so here's our look at what we're expecting for top stories. (Warning: maybe not.)
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YOU'VE JUST SIGNED DELMON YOUNG. WHAT NOW?
Twinkie Town has acquired the cover letter on the instruction manual teams receive when they sign or trade for Delmon Young. We share it with you here.
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A Twins Offseason Quiz
We want to make sure you're paying attention this winter. This quiz will be graded, but it will not count against your final grade (or make any sense whatsoever).
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SPONSORED CONTENT: Denard Span's CONSPIRACY!
FSN North is proud to announce a new show starring former Twin Denard Span and his ongoing search for the truth, no matter where it takes him.
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If Twins Signed Kyle Lohse: Gardy, Not Impressed
Let's imagine, if you will, what would take place if the Twins actually did sign Kyle Lohse.