I’d trade this man, right now, for every single muppet we currently have sitting in Congress. Or the White House.

Black conservative leaders warn that new gun control proposals threaten Americans’ most fundamental civil rights.

This is Detroit, Michigan — the hungry capital of the world. And we will come and squat in your house if you’re not home.

Little Cash turned 10 months old today — and he’s already trying to pull the wool over daddy’s eyes.

Color me not impressed. After all the predictions of doom and gloom — a catastrophe, I believe is what the architect of this evil “sequester” called it — I carefully peeked out the front door this morning, looking for signs of looting and rioting.

Son — if you’re going to grow a beard, then grow a beard. A beard is manly thing, especially a good combat beard. If that’s the best you can do, then don’t. You look like a rat. A dirty, homeless, testosterone-deficient rat.

Also, at the beginning of the video, the dude asking the questions — is that a guy? Really? Rachel Maddcow sounds (and looks) more like a man than this…guy?

Her inability to understand cause and effect is staggering.

This is what Mitt Romney might refer to as a “binder full of women.”

Do you know why nobody believes that you’re actually an “unbiased” and “objective” media organization Trib? Because your pull stunts like this, knowing what the outcome will be, while trying to keep your own hands clean (“Hey, we merely posted a three year old, un-newsworthy picture. And asked for comments. It’s not our fault our readers went all homophobic on us…”).

And, also to be clear (because the media is trying hard to pretend this isn’t true: these “catastrophic cuts?” They’re Obama’s idea. He owns this. This is what Obama planned, this is the legislation that Congress passed, and this is the law Obama signed.

I’m envisioning a cozy, if not outright collaborative (agenda and and talking point sharing), relationship between the Leftist at the Texas Tribune (that would be All of Them, as far as I can tell) and the mostly out-of-state Leftist Battleground team.