1 day ago
The Accidental Porn Star
DoubleP | Apr 09, 2006 | Porn-In-The-News |
A grandad at the ripe old age of 75 has become a porn star in Russia after he mistakenly walked into a porn movie audition. David Bozdoganov found himself in the Gorodcki production company studios thinking he was going to see a muscle man show, after mistakenly confusing posters advertising for erotic actors.
The studio’s director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back. ”I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, “This could be an original idea”. It seems the director has an eye for talent, as all the movies David has starred in have been hits, including The Old Neighbour and The Handyman at Work.
It seems the geriatric porner has a secret weapon to keep him up during his arduous sex scenes. Viagra? No. Garlic! David is a great believer in the herb and insists on rubbing garlic on his erection before a scene, much to the consternation of his female co-stars! Go on grandad!
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4 days ago
Piece Of Shit Movie - Redux
DoubleP | Apr 06, 2006 | Celebrities |
Basic Instinct 2 is being panned left and right by movie critics in just about every corner of the globe at the mo, but that doesn't seem to be putting Sharon Stone off getting involved in the next piece of shit sequel. News around the Hollywood campfire is that she will step behind the camera and direct Basic Instinct 3 in the UK. That said, for all those who may be tempted to waste your hard earned cash on tickets for steaming pile number 2 - read the late great Bill Hicks' review of piece of shit #1 from his Revelations tour.
Needless to say I will be looking out for Basic Instinct 2 so that I may avoid it at all cost. Why not make some real adult movies Sharon - I may even pay to see those!
Piece Of Shit Movie
But you know I saw this movie this year called er, 'Basic Instinct'. Okay now. Bill's quick capsule review: Piece-of-Shit. Okay now. Yeah, yeah, end of story by the way. Don't get caught up in that fevered hype phoney fucking debate about that Piece-of-Shit movie. "Is it too sexist, and what about the movies, are they becoming too dddddddd."
You're, you're just confused, you don't get it, you've forgotten how to judge correctly. Take a deep breath huuh, look at it again. "Oh, it's a Piece-of-Shit!" Exactly, that's all it is. Satan squatted, let out a loaf, they put a fucking title on it, put it on a marquee, Satan's shit, piece of shit, walk away. "But is it too, what about the lesbian content.. ddddd." You're, you're getting really baffled here. Piece-of-Shit! Now walk away.
That's all it is, it's nothing more! Free yourself folks, if you see it, Piece-of-Shit, say it and walk away. You're right! You're right! Not those fuckers who want to tell you how to think! You're fucking right! Sorry wrong meeting again. I keep getting my days mixed up. tomorrow, it's the meeting at the docks. Tonight it's comedy entertainment with young Bill. Horrible film. And then I come to find out after that film. that all the lesbian sex scenes, let me repeat that, all the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film, because the test audience was turned off by them. Ha. Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America.
Needless to say I will be looking out for Basic Instinct 2 so that I may avoid it at all cost. Why not make some real adult movies Sharon - I may even pay to see those!
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11 days ago
Porn On The Pod
DoubleP | Mar 30, 2006 | Hardcore |
The inevitable is happening - porn is leaving the desktop PC environment and going mobile. The video ipod is the app of choice for smut lovers everywhere who like their porn on the go. With the upcoming release of the latest ipod sporting a bigger screen, planned for launch this summer to coincide with Apple's 30th anniversary, mobile porn is just going to get bigger and better.
Downloading porn onto mobile devices like cell phones and video ipod's is already a huge multimillion dollar business here in Europe. Over in the States the mobile porn business is still a little sluggish, but by the end of 2009 it is expected to be worth around 200 million U.S. dollars per year.
All well and good for the suits on the top floors of telecommunication companies world wide I hear you say, but where can I find and download all this porn for my brand spanking new video ipod? Well, you could do a lot worse than Sex Movies On Pod. I emailed the guys over there last week and they kindly sent me a pass to their members area to check out their mobile porn. Nice!
Sex Movies On Pod is a Pink Visual Production by Cyberheat Inc, an online adult entertainment company which has been in business since 1996, providing responsible adults with high quality adult entertainment. These guys have over 100 adult web sites covering just about every adult porn genre imaginable. You may not have heard of them, but you sure know some of their work. These guys are behind reality porn classics such as Backseat Bangers, the infamous Gang Bang Squad and the porn movie download site Movie Access Dot Com. They have basically converted a shit load of their adult content into .m4v format for porn fans with ipods.
Pretty much what we have come to expect from adult pay sites these days. A simple vertical episodic layout. Scrolling down the page you have a selection of stills, descriptive text about the girls in the latest feature, plus video samples from the network's sites to whet your appetite. They add new exclusive movies every week compressed for ipod playback and unlimited downloads for a full monthly membership of $39.95 - I would recommend this option for full access.
Finding the mobile porn you want doesn't get any easier than this here. On the front page of the members area you have a list of network sites with screenshots. Her First Anal Sex, Couples Seduce Teens... etc, etc.. 16 sites in all. Click on any of these links to make your selection, you will then be taken to the download page. On the download page you are presented with screenshots of the movies which have been split up into easy 8, 9 or 10 quality downloadable chunks about 25 megs in size. Select the clips you want for download, put them on your ipod and bob's your uncle you have some decent porn on your ipod to impress the lads down the pub with!
Sex Movies On Pod members page
As well as the downloadable ipod porn you get access to streaming movies from their bonus reality porn sites. You can see these right under the ipod movies module. Once again it's all pretty straight forward, click on the link for the site you are interested in and you are then presented with screenshots of the girls, click on the girl that takes your fancy, select your preferred player and connection speed, sit back and watch with your movie.
I have to say I like this site. it is easy to use and most of all reasonably priced, for less than 40 bucks you can have a shit load of downloadable ipod porn, plus a huge selection of streaming movies and a host of other extras which I could bang on about all day if I had the time. There is comprehensive FAQ so any info you need while using the site can be easily located here. As for the porn, it's top notch and there is something for just about everyone here.
Visit Sex Movies On Pod
Downloading porn onto mobile devices like cell phones and video ipod's is already a huge multimillion dollar business here in Europe. Over in the States the mobile porn business is still a little sluggish, but by the end of 2009 it is expected to be worth around 200 million U.S. dollars per year.
All well and good for the suits on the top floors of telecommunication companies world wide I hear you say, but where can I find and download all this porn for my brand spanking new video ipod? Well, you could do a lot worse than Sex Movies On Pod. I emailed the guys over there last week and they kindly sent me a pass to their members area to check out their mobile porn. Nice!
Sex Movies On Pod
Sex Movies On Pod is a Pink Visual Production by Cyberheat Inc, an online adult entertainment company which has been in business since 1996, providing responsible adults with high quality adult entertainment. These guys have over 100 adult web sites covering just about every adult porn genre imaginable. You may not have heard of them, but you sure know some of their work. These guys are behind reality porn classics such as Backseat Bangers, the infamous Gang Bang Squad and the porn movie download site Movie Access Dot Com. They have basically converted a shit load of their adult content into .m4v format for porn fans with ipods.
The Tour
Pretty much what we have come to expect from adult pay sites these days. A simple vertical episodic layout. Scrolling down the page you have a selection of stills, descriptive text about the girls in the latest feature, plus video samples from the network's sites to whet your appetite. They add new exclusive movies every week compressed for ipod playback and unlimited downloads for a full monthly membership of $39.95 - I would recommend this option for full access.
The Members Area
Finding the mobile porn you want doesn't get any easier than this here. On the front page of the members area you have a list of network sites with screenshots. Her First Anal Sex, Couples Seduce Teens... etc, etc.. 16 sites in all. Click on any of these links to make your selection, you will then be taken to the download page. On the download page you are presented with screenshots of the movies which have been split up into easy 8, 9 or 10 quality downloadable chunks about 25 megs in size. Select the clips you want for download, put them on your ipod and bob's your uncle you have some decent porn on your ipod to impress the lads down the pub with!
Sex Movies On Pod members page
As well as the downloadable ipod porn you get access to streaming movies from their bonus reality porn sites. You can see these right under the ipod movies module. Once again it's all pretty straight forward, click on the link for the site you are interested in and you are then presented with screenshots of the girls, click on the girl that takes your fancy, select your preferred player and connection speed, sit back and watch with your movie.
The Bottom Line
I have to say I like this site. it is easy to use and most of all reasonably priced, for less than 40 bucks you can have a shit load of downloadable ipod porn, plus a huge selection of streaming movies and a host of other extras which I could bang on about all day if I had the time. There is comprehensive FAQ so any info you need while using the site can be easily located here. As for the porn, it's top notch and there is something for just about everyone here.
Visit Sex Movies On Pod
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12 days ago
Whingeing Wannabe
DoubleP | Mar 29, 2006 | Celebrities |
There is only one thing worse than a whingeing celebrity and that's a whingeing wannabe celeb - and the press who play along or encourage these nougats. There is no better example than the story of ex Big Brother housemate Makosi. The busty Zimbabwean gave up her job as cardiac nurse to appear on the popular reality show in the UK last summer. Unfortunalty the new career she decided to follow hasn't worked out too well at all. So, what does one do in this situation? You make up a stack of horseshit about your fall from grace. Add sex with celebrities, prostitution and alcohol into the mix, then get a tabloid on board to publish the story - and several did this week.
They reported that Makosi was so strapped for cash after giving up her job to appear on the show that she accepted money from a well known TV celebrity to take part in a steamy threesome romp on two occasions. A TV celebrity who couldn't be named for 'legal reasons' , which is tabloid speak for, we just made this up. She whinged to the press that she had sunk to drinking cheap plonk to get her through the day, after swigging down bottles of champers on the celebrity circuit during her 15 minutes.
The busty Zimbabwean gave up her job as cardiac nurse to appear on the popular reality show in the UK last summer. Unfortunalty the new career she decided to follow hasn't worked out too well at all. So, what does one do in this situation? You make up a stack of horseshit about your fall from grace. Add sex with celebrities, prostitution and alcohol into the mix, then get a tabloid on board to publish the story - and several did this week.They reported that Makosi was so strapped for cash after giving up her job to appear on the show that she accepted money from a well known TV celebrity to take part in a steamy threesome romp on two occasions. A TV celebrity who couldn't be named for 'legal reasons' , which is tabloid speak for, we just made this up. She whinged to the press that she had sunk to drinking cheap plonk to get her through the day, after swigging down bottles of champers on the celebrity circuit during her 15 minutes.
“I'll get nominated because some may find me arrogant and self-obsessed."It now seems her publicity stunt has backfired. When the story was published last Sunday she fielded calls from friends, whom she told 'it's not what it appears to be' - i.e, she just made the whole lot up. A friend said: "She said it was all cooked up and The People was [sic] paying her for the story, although they were not aware that Makosi was up to her games again". Yeah right! Never mind Makosi - the new series of Big Brother is just around the corner along with another queue of wannabes searching for fame and fortune - kick back and watch the wheels go round.
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19 days ago
Milfs And Moms I'd Like To Fuck
DoubleP | Mar 22, 2006 | Hardcore |
Is it just me, or are Milfs, just like policeman, getting younger these days? What the fuck is going on with some of these so called mature sex porn sites? The average age of some of these so called MILFS is around 21, or they sure look like it. I guess if you come from Rotherham where the average age of a mom is 16, then a 21 year old is a sophisticated older women!
Look, it's quite simple and straight forward. The 'mom I'd like to fuck' benchmark was set way back in 1999 with the hit comedy American Pie, [this movie actually coined the phrase MILF] with Stifler's mom, played by American actress Jennifer Coolidge, who is seduced by Stifler's college buddy, Finch.
Fancy coming back to ours for a shag? Yeah - as long as your cock is as fat as this bottle!
In case you haven't seen this movie - Stifler's mom is a sophisticated, confident women in her 40's. A career women who knows what she likes and wants and who is the perfect older women fantasy for any college guy - NOT a 20 something chavette!
Come on pornographers - get your shit together and stop trying to foist young babes on us disguised as older babes, being a mom does not necessarily make a MILF!
Nuff said - in the meantime enjoy these photos and free movie gallery featuring real older women from Milf Seeker - a tale of two young milf seekers fucking as many hot moms as they can.
Mmmm tastes good - This MILF looks like she loves younger guy's cocks
Stop tickling and lick that pussy harder big boy!
Look! No hands - MILFs give the best hands free blow jobs, this is a scientific fact!
Free Samples From Milf Seekers
Free MILF Movie Gallery | Free MILF Picture Gallery | Milfseekers Home page
Network MILF & Mature Links
Milf Pictures | MILF Movies
Look, it's quite simple and straight forward. The 'mom I'd like to fuck' benchmark was set way back in 1999 with the hit comedy American Pie, [this movie actually coined the phrase MILF] with Stifler's mom, played by American actress Jennifer Coolidge, who is seduced by Stifler's college buddy, Finch.
Fancy coming back to ours for a shag? Yeah - as long as your cock is as fat as this bottle!
In case you haven't seen this movie - Stifler's mom is a sophisticated, confident women in her 40's. A career women who knows what she likes and wants and who is the perfect older women fantasy for any college guy - NOT a 20 something chavette!
Come on pornographers - get your shit together and stop trying to foist young babes on us disguised as older babes, being a mom does not necessarily make a MILF!
Nuff said - in the meantime enjoy these photos and free movie gallery featuring real older women from Milf Seeker - a tale of two young milf seekers fucking as many hot moms as they can.
Mmmm tastes good - This MILF looks like she loves younger guy's cocks
Stop tickling and lick that pussy harder big boy!
Look! No hands - MILFs give the best hands free blow jobs, this is a scientific fact!
Free Samples From Milf Seekers
Free MILF Movie Gallery | Free MILF Picture Gallery | Milfseekers Home page
Network MILF & Mature Links
Milf Pictures | MILF Movies
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21 days ago
We Don't Do Extras Sir
DoubleP | Mar 20, 2006 | Celebrities |
The hunt is on for the identity of the A-list Hollywood celebrity who decided to take matters into his own hands at an upmarket hotel spa during a pro-celebrity golf tournament at St Andrews back in October 2004.
The mysterious Hollywood wanker was said to be on holiday with his wife and staying at the Old Course Hotel during the Dunhill Links Championship, where the incident allegedly took place in the hotel's massage parlour, which charges £80 for a 'golfer's massage'.
The masseuse, who was dismissed from her job, has taken her case to an employment tribunal in the Scottish town of Dundee. She described how the star asked her if is she was comfortable touching him everywhere, to which she replied, 'no'. He then removed his modesty towel and proceeded to 'perform a sex act to climax'.
The masseuse complained to her bosses at the hotel but allegedly her complaints fell on deaf ears. The hearing continues.
The mysterious Hollywood wanker was said to be on holiday with his wife and staying at the Old Course Hotel during the Dunhill Links Championship, where the incident allegedly took place in the hotel's massage parlour, which charges £80 for a 'golfer's massage'.
The masseuse, who was dismissed from her job, has taken her case to an employment tribunal in the Scottish town of Dundee. She described how the star asked her if is she was comfortable touching him everywhere, to which she replied, 'no'. He then removed his modesty towel and proceeded to 'perform a sex act to climax'.
The masseuse complained to her bosses at the hotel but allegedly her complaints fell on deaf ears. The hearing continues.
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