Reborn Babies Are Creepier Than Real Babies (Video)

Reborn Babies Are Creepier Than Real Babies (Video)

If your baby got mashed into little pieces or just grew into an ugly mongoloid adult, don’t worry about it. You can replace it with a Reborn Baby, or a doll that has been crafted and painted to look extremely realistic and exactly the way little Tony did before he gained 200 pounds and a crippling meth addiction.

Competitive Eater Takeru Kobayashi Eats Entire Pizza in 60 Seconds (Video)

I once ate twenty burgers in under five minutes, but they were the little gummy candy ones and formed a brick in my stomach that I had to have surgically removed.

Formally Pretty Girl Tattoos Face With New Boyfriend’s Name on Their First Date

Lesya Toumaniantz is pretty bad at making decisions. For their sake, I hope her parents are long deceased; this is the kind of nightmare that jolts moms awake in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.

5-Year-Old Operates Heavy Machinery Better Than You (Video)

That is all.

The Biggest Chicken Egg Ever Has a Creepy Surprise For You (Video)

Egg smuggling egg faces life in prison for attempting to transport an illegal egg within its egg.

Dolce and Gabbana Plans Perfume for Babies

Have a stinky baby? You can soon spray it with the classy scent of Dolce and Gabbana; the company is currently working on a perfume for infants.

My Strange Addiction: Eating Cat Hair (Video)

“Fifteen years ago, Lisa started eating cat hair to try and feel closer to her pets.”

KFC Now Offers 3-Year College Degree Course

KFC is teaming up with (AKA pouring £800,000 into) DeMonfort University in Leicester to create a 3-year course for those pursuing a degree in restaurant management. Sorry, McDonald’s — your 2-year course at Manchester Metropolitan University just doesn’t cut it anymore.

Here’s a 4 Minute Video of an Old Guy Telling You How to Use Paper Towels

TED Talks are so useful. My life would be a soggy mess of too many paper towels and confusion without them.

Creepy Electronic Toys With Low Batteries (Videos)

Electronic toys have batteries that refuse to die in a civilized manner; as they run low, they turn from a friendly, singing piece of plastic to a possessed pile of creepy that makes you wonder if Chucky could have been based on a true story.