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Five Reasons “The Office” Is The Bleakest Drama On TV
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14AM in editors picks,top -
Free Republic Commenters: Really That Crazy, or Just Trolls?
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:25PM in editors picks,top -
4 Reasons Why Buying a Puppy Turns You Into a Monster
Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:26AM in editors picks,top -
Let’s Terrify Small Children For Christmas
Friday, December 16, 2011 9:51AM in editors picks,top -
Dear Fundamentalists: Stop Being So Butthurt
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:26PM in editors picks,top -
Graduate School: An FAQ For Morons
Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:16PM in editors picks,top -
Why, Yes, Media, Malia Obama is Going Through Puberty. How Perceptive Of You.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011 12:27PM in editors picks,top -
Carrier IQ Proves Cellphone Makers, Networks Are All Idiots
Friday, December 2, 2011 12:20PM in editors picks,top -
Mortal Man to Marry Anne Hathaway, Suddenly Rise to God-Like Status
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 12:35PM in editors picks,top -
Thanksgiving: A Guide to Surviving Your Family
Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:36PM in editors picks,top -
Why The Stop Online Piracy Act Is Retarded
Monday, November 21, 2011 12:22PM in editors picks,top -
Why Gamers Need to Stop Saying “Faggot”
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:00PM in editors picks,top -
Joe Paterno And Penn State: Who Cares As Long As The Team Wins, Right?
Thursday, November 10, 2011 1:21PM in editors picks,top -
A Rare, Honest Editorial About Obama Editorials
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 11:48AM in editors picks,top -
Cable Is Not Dying, Insist Delusional Analysts, Cable Industry
Friday, November 4, 2011 6:00AM in editors picks,top -
Parents, Stop Letting Your Kids On Facebook
Tuesday, November 1, 2011 3:38PM in editors picks,top -
Sex Offender Molests a Cardboard Standee, For Some Reason
Friday, October 28, 2011 10:31AM in editors picks,top -
Grand Theft Auto V: We Guess The Insane Headlines
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:14PM in editors picks,top -
Chris Christie Is Totally Getting Weed In The Mail
Friday, October 21, 2011 11:12AM in editors picks,top -
“Arkham City”: How Are You Ducking Work To Play It?
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 10:30AM in editors picks,top -
Silvio Berlusconi: A Brief Guide To Europe’s Favorite Comedian
Friday, October 14, 2011 11:18AM in editors picks,top -
Dear Police: Beating Occupy Wall Street Protesters Is Dumb, Guys
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 1:16PM in editors picks,top -
A Draft of Dan Shechtman’s Nobel Speech
Friday, October 7, 2011 1:19PM in editors picks,top -
What the [French], Europe?: A Profanity-Free Treatise On The Subject of The European Economy
Tuesday, October 4, 2011 1:12PM in editors picks,top -
Dear GOP: Oh, Just Nominate Romney Already
Friday, September 30, 2011 12:44PM in editors picks,top
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