hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy

Think of all the PJMedia staff who are consumed with envy at finding that Hawkins brings home a cool 20K per annum.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble

Tbogg came out of retirement for this?

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout

Well, $25,000 in deductions and $52,000 in investments, so obviously the other 103K comes from Social Security, the luxury hammock for old people.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post I Shot My Mouth Off And You Showed Me What That Hole Was For

Isn’t it funny that it’s possible to be a pretty-decent-guy-for-a-Republican and an obnoxious dipshit at the same time?

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Annual “Last Chance For A Ménage à Trois This Year” Post

Not to be a downer, but it’s surprising how few rotten motherfuckers died in 2012. Breitbart, Chuck Colson … who else?

Oh well. Happy New Year!

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post McMegan McArdle’s McSuicide McSquad

Just wow. What a remarkably fucked-up human being.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More

Matthew Boyle reminds me of a guy I served with. A blogwriter. They blew his brains out all over the Potomac.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post “You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.”

What are these things you call “stores”?

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Today We Are All Chunky Reese Witherspoon

All-purpose shorter Douthat:

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “Save us!”

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Today We Are All Chunky Reese Witherspoon

All-purpose shorter Douthat:

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “Save us!”

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post The Things They Left Behind

If I ever become a serial murderer of schoolchildren, I’m going to blame it on the Mitt Romney Garden Gnome. Not a jury in the country would convict me.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Both Of These Things Are Just Like The Other

It’s time to exhume the corpse of Tim Russert and run toxicology tests.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Rumored Romney Soul

Hi, I’m Mitt Romney and I’d like to talk to you about reverse mortgages.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!

The great Chester Himes would not find America 2012 to be an unfamiliar place. He might have told Obama, Run, Man, Run.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Banjo-Playing Guy Predicts Riots Because The Twitter Says So

I like small riots. You get to know people, and you don’t feel like just another schmuck lugging a TV down the street.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post A Dream Come True, I’ll Live There ’til I Die

Yeah, if there’s one thing Chris Christie doesn’t have to worry about it’s tipping the scales.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Responsibility Is For Suckers

I’m ashamed to admit just how many people I would enjoy watching step into an open elevator shaft and plunge to their deaths. But with Condoleezza Rice, I would like to see it in slow motion.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Pie In The Sky When You Die

I went to the moral high ground once. It was nothing but assholes.

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Christine O’Donnell’s Gathering Of Juggalos For Troublemaking Youth

Is it me, or is Dinesh D’Souza getting funnier looking?

hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Dotty TV Grandma Saves Ole Joe Biden’s Bacon

Joe Biden is the coolest vice president ever. I’d like to have a beer with him, and a couple of bowls of dope, too.