80085
A Little Bit Broad
A Very Unlikely Occurrence
Better At Rapping
Bizarro Genius Baby
Black Box
Braggadocio
Canadia
Captains Of Industry
Charisma Potion
Charity Case
Colonel, Panic!
Crime Spree
Critical Hit
Disaster
Diseases of Yore
Final Boss
First World Problem
Floating Bridge
Forbidden Planet
Fresh Dog
Front The Least
Front the Most
Gonna Be Your Man
Good Old Clyde
Goth Girls
Hassle: the Dorkening
I Hate Your Blog
I Heart Fags
In Arrears
Indier Than Thou
Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead
It Is Pitch Dark
Ill Form The Head
Jacquelyn Hyde
Just Once
Listen Close
Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)
Message No. 419
Mountain Kind
My Sister
Nerd Versus Jock
Nerdcore Hiphop
Nerdcore Rising
Nerdlife
Oh, The Hilarity
Origin Of Species
Penny Arcade Theme
Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)
Power User
Pr0n S0ng
Rappers We Crush
Rewind That Back
Rhyme of the Nibelung
Romantic Cheapskate
Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0
Scare Goat
Secrets From The Future
Shame of the Otaku
Shellfishcore
Sockington 1M Theme
Socks On
Soda Water (by Jess Klein)
Solved
Special Delivery
Speed Queen
Spoiler Alert
Start Over
Stoop Sale
The Council Of Loathing
This Old Man
Tongue-Clucking Grammarian
Twenty-Six Hundred
Victorian Space Prostitute
Wallflowers
Which MC Was That?
Yellow Lasers
You Got Asperger's
Your Friend Wil
Zero Day
No types prohibited.
Get your load balanced,
then you distribute it.
Upgrade your talents,
keep the crowd riveted.
Optimal, isn't it?
Nerdlife: you live in it.
Nerdlife: you already dwell there.
Frontalot is right beside you, thick glasses, no hair.
I work a desk job, making rap songs for internet.
I take my hacking with me in the off hours
like I'm itinerant. Bindle stick, sack full of big noggin.
Doesn't matter what I code in, keep it logged in.
Got the sock puppet on Hacker News to back me up.
I hack the traffic lights, traffic jams could fast erupt.
I hack a game of checkers, move out of phase with the board.
Hack reality, the rules are ignored.
This is nerdlife, underscored by many aptitudes.
I rap for you. Engineered my life like hackers do,
and now I'm lead dev on rocking the mic.
Hope you've got an intersection for your inspiration and you to collide.
Hope it blows up and you fly.
This life: you hack for yourself, so decide.
Beats: Baddd Spellah
New Relic | Video | posted on 2013-01-14