Radio Silence Ending Soon

by Jess Posted on March 4, 2013

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I’ve been a bad blogger, I know. Been busy with family stuff and catching up with personal things after traveling to Florida for the Olde City convention.

Everything is fine, and I’ll be back to blogging soon. I’ve read some great books I will review in the near future.

What have you lovelies been up to while I was away, hmm?

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Silent Cravings is Here! Also, Last Day to Enter Forsaken by the Others ARC Giveaway

by Jess Posted on February 22, 2013

Silent Cravings: A paranormal romance novel about a werewolf in a magical fetish collar and the mute vampiress who owns him. Wait, loves him.

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Today’s the day! Silent Cravings is now available directly from Musa. Or you can order from Amazon if you are so inclined.

What’s a vampire to do when the werewolf she craves is playing hard to bite?

Mouse’s un-life has been hell ever since the vampire who turned her tortured her and removed her vocal chords. Mute, broken, and living as a house guard under the protection of New York’s most powerful vampire, she never thought she’d be able to open up to someone again.

Christoph comes from a werewolf pack that has hated and hunted vampires from the beginning. All the stories he’s ever heard have led him to believe that they are nothing more than savage, conniving demons.

And now he belongs to them.

Finding himself in the hands of a beautiful, heartsick vampire wasn’t on his to-do list when he came to New York. His mistakes have led him and some other pack members into indentured servitude, and it’s up to him to figure out how they can all escape. The question is—-does he really want to leave?

Reminder: Today is the last day to toss your hat in the ring to win an advance reader copy of Forsaken by the Others.

Good luck to all who enter the giveaway, and I hope you enjoy Silent Cravings!

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Friday Funnies – Helicopter Ride

by Jess Posted on February 15, 2013


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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”

Esther always replied, “I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said, “Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

To this, Esther replied, “Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you! But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.”

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”

Morris replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!”

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Friday Funnies – What Kind of Funeral Do You Want

by Jess Posted on February 8, 2013

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A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life…. A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist fainted.

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Leaving On A Jet Plane

by Jess Posted on February 6, 2013

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I’m off to the Olde City Con, folks!

While I’m out, I may not be able to get to my email and such. Behave yourselves while I’m away. If you’re in town, swing by the place on Sunday for the public signing:

12PM – 2PM
St. Augustine Beach Front Resort
300 A1A Beach Blvd.
St. Augustine, FL 32080

See you lovelies when I return!

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Friday Funnies – Exact Change

by Jess Posted on February 1, 2013

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.”

The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.

“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the man.

“Same,” says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.”

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man..

The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”

The man sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say…”

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Release Party for Yasmine Galenorn’s Haunted Moon!

by Jess Posted on January 28, 2013

Yasmine is a lovely, funny lady who writes some fabulously creative urban fantasy. I’ve recently been devouring her Otherworld series (start with the first book, Witchling, if you haven’t read any of her work yet).

Her latest book releases tomorrow, January 29th! Check this out!

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We’re the D’Artigo sisters: savvy half-human, half-Fae ex-operatives for the Otherworld Intelligence Agency. My sister Delilah is a two-faced werecat and a Death Maiden. My sister Menolly is a vampire married to a werepuma. And me? I’m Camille, a wicked-good witch with three sexy husbands. I’m a priestess of the Moon Mother, and I’m training under the Queen of Darkness. Unfortunately, playing in the dark means that sometimes you stumble over secrets better left buried… 

There’s a new Fae sorcerer in town—Bran, the son of Raven Mother and the Black Unicorn—and I’m the unwilling liaison between him and our new Earthside OIA. With cemeteries being ransacked and spirits being harvested by a sinister, otherworldly force, Aeval sends us to rescue the missing wife of a prominent member of the Fae nobility. Our search leads us to the mysterious Aleksais Psychic Network and, ultimately, to face the Lord of Ghosts where Morio and I must undergo a ritual that will plunge us directly into the world of the dead.

Visit Yasmine’s official book launch page for more details. Be sure to swing by to wish her a happy release day, eh? Tell her I sent you!

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Friday Funnies – This Is Just Beautiful

by Jess Posted on January 25, 2013

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FOR SALE: ONE USELESS CAT

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Silent Cravings Has A Cover!

by Jess Posted on January 23, 2013

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Back Cover Copy:

What’s a vampire to do when the werewolf she craves is playing hard to bite?

Mouse’s un-life has been hell ever since the vampire who turned her tortured her and removed her vocal chords. Mute, broken, and living as a house guard under the protection of New York’s most powerful vampire, she never thought she’d be able to open up to someone again.

Christoph comes from a werewolf pack that has hated and hunted vampires from the beginning. All the stories he’s ever heard have led him to believe that they are nothing more than savage, conniving demons.

And now he belongs to them.

Finding himself in the hands of a beautiful, heartsick vampire wasn’t on his to-do list when he came to New York. His mistakes have led him and some other pack members into indentured servitude, and it’s up to him to figure out how they can all escape. The question is—-does he really want to leave?

Excerpt:

A quiet path is deadly for a wolf, Christoph thought. Nothing down that road.

He looked at Ashi, who was silent and staring into space, both hands still clutching the collar. When have you ever really believed in the Code? Analie, a tiny low-rank, considers the Code holy.

Despite the burn, Christoph didn’t react when Mouse nicked his neck. As Royce approached, Christoph snarled, his mouth full of fangs. He lashed out with quickly-growing claws. Pain lanced his neck and shoulder as he lunged. Ouch, sword. Screw it. He growled and lashed out again. Ashi was scrambling across the floor, clumsy without his usual strength and agility, trying to get away from the rapidly shifting Were.

Christoph roared around large fangs.

Royce breathed a sigh, unheard against Christoph’s roaring. He’d thought Ashi more likely to snap and lash out than Christoph, but apparently he had been mistaken.

The aching burn of claw marks on his skin only made him more resolved to what he had to do.

While Mouse was trying to dissuade Christoph from shifting by goading him with a few shallow swipes of the silver-tainted sword, Royce ended the fracas by backhanding the Were. A second time, Christoph’s head cracked against the hardwood.

Shaking a bit of blood from the back of his hand, Royce returned to his original task, snapping the collar around Christoph’s throat before the Were could recover himself and attempt a second attack.
Mouse tucked one of the swords into the thick leather belt riding low on her hips, tossing the other to John who fumbled it. She dropped to her knees, gathering Christoph in her arms and glared at Royce as she cradled the injured Were against her.

“That was immeasurably stupid,” Ashi muttered.

Christoph raised one fist groggily in the air, his head spinning. “Go-go Goliath, mighty-mighty Goli—”

“For fuck’s sake, this not the time for pack fight songs!”

“—ath, fight-fight Goliath, stomp—”

“Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick, would you shut up?” Ashi shouted.

“—stomp-stomp and chomp-chomp-chomp and—”

“Christoph!”

Christoph shut up. God, his head was killing him. The cuts from the sword hurt like hell. The usual feeling of being able to launch himself at something or punch through a guy’s face was gone. He felt kind of noodly, kind of weak. Not a feeling he liked at all.

He gingerly felt the back of his head and then his jaw. Intact. He looked up. Hey, girl. Hey, boobs. He grinned, stars twinkling at the edges of his vision and his temples throbbing. What he intended to be, “Hey, good-lookin’” came out as, “Think I have a concussion.”

“I think my head is broken,” Christoph groaned.

“I don’t think anyone will notice,” Ashi snapped.

Simultaneously they growled at each other. Or tried to. Christoph let out a hiccupping rasp while Ashi snorted and then wheezed. They stared at each other in horror.

Sorry, folks, no preorder links yet–but I’ll keep you posted! Releases as an ebook only on February 22, 2013 from Musa Publishing.

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Forsaken by the Others is coming…

by Jess Posted on January 21, 2013

In July 2013, Shiarra returns in Forsaken by the Others!

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The Others–vampires, werewolves, things that go chomp in the night–don’t just live in nightmares anymore. They’ve joined with he mortal world. And for private investigator Shiarra Waynest, that means mayhem…

Have a one night stand with a vampire, and you can end up paying for it for eternity. P.I. Shiarra Waynest, an expert on the Others, knows that better than most. Yet here she is, waking up beside charismatic vamp Alec Royce with an aching head…and neck. Luckily, Shia has the perfect excuse for getting out of town–namely, a couple of irate East Coast werewolf packs who’d like to turn her into a chew toy.
 
On Royce’s suggestion, Shia temporarily relocates to Los Angeles. But something is rotten–literally–in the state of California, where local vampires are being attacked by zombies. Who could be powerful enough to control them–and reckless enough to target the immortal? Following the trail will lead Shia to a terrifying truth, and to an ancient enemy with a personal grudge…

Available for pre-order from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Book Depository.

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