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Sherlock Holmes - A Game of ShaddowsIt wasn't until 2011's "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows" that a solution was finally found: gypsies.
Yes, that's right - gypsies.
- A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
I wonder who will be the first in the "Harold and Kumar" franchise to bite the dust before they stop churning out lamentable carbon copies of gags that were vaguely amusing the first time and indescribably torturous after the 93rd re-telling.
- 50/50
The main character's bout with cancer throughout "50/50" was nothing compared to the mental anguish I was forced to deal with as the 'plot' of this misguided medical morass unfolded before me.
- In Time
Another half-baked helping of the worst kind of scientific clap-trap.
- Martha Marcy May Marlene
As for the movie itself – well, there’s nothing new here.
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