Here's just a select few of the albums. You can see all the music here.

N.E.S

Nerd Life

Serious Business

The Digital Gangster LP, with MC LARS

Chrono Nurga

Space Mission

some updates, new music, show in sd

some guy got killed and people got married. 2011.

anyway, click here to mark ye attendance for this wonderful one-off show in san diego next week filled with sexy, wonderful people.

i’ve been jocking this guy andysill on soundcloud and so has everyone else of moderate to heavy importance. anyone who can make lamb of god sound harder than they are has an obvious gift that we must respect as spacemen and aliens. here are a couple tracks:

Lamb of God – Laid To Rest (Andy’s iLL Dub Fix) by Andy’s iLL

Requiem for a Dream (Andy’s iLL Dub Fix) Link in description by Andy’s iLL

a couple tracks of mine and dicepticon and tanner4105 if you haven’t heard yet:

ytcracker – droppin’ hertz on ‘em by ytcracker

wisely syndicate – that kid (demo) by ytcracker

i feel like kind of a traitor because i disabled comments on my blog because there was so much spam. you know i love spam, but this was a LOT of spam. that guy in se7en who ate himself to death would only have to sit here for 6 or 7 microseconds before he would have enough spam to asplode himself. if you want to holler about some dumb shit i post here, fb or twitter or email or etc. are obvious options.

love you!

“john f. kennedy was killed for his synth patches.” – brett wisely

imagine, if you will, a world – a world where every amazing musician has actually been preselected through some feat of amazing genetic engineering developed during world war ii.

rick rubin provides all of them with the ultimate software and VST plugin pack and tells everyone that, **IF UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE** they talk to the media about what VSTs they use, just say they use “massive and protools.”

a nation of people has grown up with the belief that they, too, can be amazing, but really everyone who is amazing was already given this VST pack at birth and it is uncrackable and there are no keygens for it and you can’t find it on rapidshit or taurentz.

p.s. i “lost” my copy. please seed rickrubin.dmg.rar if you happen to have it. thanks in advance!

hacker.ksd,
ytcracker

motherboard.tv and a country of spam

this video is amazing. there is nation of people enamored with the Spam God and His Offerings. movies, rap songs, etc. etc. etc. ASGPHE.

mc frontalot – zero day (f. dual core and ytcracker)

this video is inspired (or loosely based, rather) on john stamos’s career up to and ending with his run on the popular television series “full house” as uncle jesse. i think you’ll find we’ve compiled a fairly accurate account of the statements made in mr. stamos’s own memoirs.

thank you, based god.

there comes a time in a man’s life where he ponders while high

i felt like a won a contest to be the most scientific man in the universe approximately three minutes ago, and therefore, like any respectable child of the 1980s-, i decided to blog about it.

i’ve been having these odd existential crises lately, and some of the nails in the coffin have been this fucking amazing brilliant music coming out of the world. everyone here knows it is no secret that i am a pendulum and a skrillex fan – these gentlemen are more brilliant at electronic music than i ever will be at ANYTHING, including smoking weed and being lazy.

we have stood on the shoulders of giants on shoulders of giants on shoulders of giants and are the product of eleventy billion years of evolution and now we can listen to skrillex, melting our brain stems.

that is pretty fucking metal, man.

should i even bother making music in a world where these geniuses exist? should i be doing anything at all? i feel like such a hobbyist in the company of true geniuses at anything. i’m like, “yea, you fucking genius, i see your degrees on the wall. i was in the newspaper once.”

served, dude.

i really like how this mess of words looks on my screen. it makes really cool shapes and the macbook running flux set to halogen lighting has the most pleasing hollerific internet experience you have ever seen.

anyway, i think we should just let these geniuses run the planet and everyone else kill themselves if you aren’t a genius. if you have the slightest bit of self-doubt, it is probably in your best interest to just take the eternal knee and let the geniuses handle it.

our planet is so screwed. i saw this little girl on a show trying to sell air from different countries to people for $10,000. it is 2011 and selling oxygen in a jar is on the minds of children as a viable business model.

…what am i doing here? hmm.

stardate etc. commander ytcracker,
america’s top scientist runner-up

what i think of nerdcore

dear wavetable synthesizer

i present exhibit a and exhibit b below:

up until very recently, genius motherfuckers like mozart and ennio here had to hear all this shit in their head.

they’d bang out some boss ass wub wub bassline and ask themselves, “i wonder if a violin would go with that. i don’t have a violin in my house, i better send a horse to go fetch my boy thaddeus three towns over to play this g chord for me before i ink the notes down on this precious paper.”

mozart’s assistant goes three towns over and picks up thaddeus. actually, fuck it, mozart isn’t rich enough to have an assistant yet (he’s just starting out), so mozart has to do it himself. six hours later thaddeus is over at mozart’s crib.

“yo, thaddeus, play that g chord on your violin. i want to see if it sounds sick over this bassline.”

thaddeus slowly pulls the bow across the strings, his fingers nimbly executing yonder g chord. mozart shakes his head in frustration.

“thaddeus, do you know ANYONE ELSE within a few days travel that plays the violin? i need this fat polyphonic sound to wub these whodis to death, ya feel me?”

thaddeus nods, but informs mozart that regretfully, his friends mainly farm like a motherfucker during the day; they don’t have a whole shitload of time to be dinking around on the violin with mozart, who is no more than a fucking nobody at this time.

“you know what, fuck it, let’s go see them anyway…in the morning.”

mozart and his friend thaddeus sleep comfortably that evening. in the morning, both of them set off to the country to find thaddeus’s friends.

(montage of shit happens here, just visualize it – it is really awesome)

after a long and arduous trek, thaddeus and mozart arrive at their destination, only to find that thaddeus’s friends had died of the anachronistic plague months ago. you see, thaddeus had never been much of a writer or correspondent – he was all-in-all a pretty shitty friend to everyone except to mozart. mozart and him were in a gang together.

they ask the mayor of the town if he knows anyone that plays the violin and the mayor says, “yes, yes i do. god damn right i fucking do.” he walks our adventurers to a small cottage, where inside sat two elderly men playing the violin. shit was mad righteous.

mozart quickly took command of the situation:

“gentlemen, i’m going to lay this wicked bass while you guys all play a g chord on the violin. i hope it sounds fucking sick, bruv.”

it didn’t. the g chord sounded like absolute shit. mozart thought he was ruined.

“guys, i am going to rework this whole motherfucker. can thaddeus and i crash here in the meantime while i figure this symphony out? i promise i work quick – i know i am just a fucking nobody right now, and no one really thinks i’m that tight, but you guys need to trust me.”

the elderly gentlemen smoke weed with mozart and thaddeus and they all go to sleep.

mozart works day and night for an entire week, trying to orchestrate a way for his bassline to coordinate well with three violins. he was sure that three violins was the ticket, no more, no less. he thought about life and how fortunate he was to have these elderly men who played the violin just a few towns over and thaddeus who was a fucking ride or die motherfucker.

“i got it. gentlemen, let us play this piece.” mozart counted it off.

the musicians’ instruments came to life and began producing wonderful music. impassioned harmonies permeated the walls of the cottage, providing pleasant sonic waves to the people in the village. some people cried because it was so fucking tight.

“ok, that settles that. i wonder how a choir would sound singing these other notes?”

…….

FAST FORWARD
present day, stardate march 28, 2011:

i hit the G key on my keyboard and three violins play over a shitty bassline i just wrote and i can fucking delete and undo and copy and paste and change the bassline and delete the sample and talk to dicepticon on skype and watch videos on the internet and i suck compared to mozart – at least ennio morricone can use a moog NOW.

thank you wavetable synthesizer!
love,
ytcracker

a scientific evaluation: why i like dubstep

i think the reason that i enjoy dubstep so much is because many times it sounds like a computer is vomiting or suffering in some way.

i believe i secretly hate computers for all of the terrible things they have done to me in my life, so when i hear evil, sinister basslines, it serves to soothe my aching soul.

i hate you, computer.

state of the nerdy south union

i think i finally got all the social media hacks linked up to the bloggeratorizationifierism.  praise Him for technology.

so tomorrow, hairetsu and i get into sxsw and do our showcase thingy as we have done before.  we will do a few songs and sink back into obscurity where we belong, utilizing our wristbands and badges of importance to go see more worthy acts like tech n9ne.

i need to shoot into LA after south by southwest and film the LOL MONEY v2 video with jace hall – the track has been laid out and recorded, some of the other photography and b-roll has already been completed – all that is left is some green screen magic with the two of us dapper dons.  i have this thing with nbc universal/comcast that i haven’t submitted yet to get paid some money and i think they are all very mad at me because i suck at filling out forms and sending them in hectic situations.

for ad:tech in san francisco, there are two events i will be performing at – mailer meetup and marketer’s ball.  for my people in the industry who might want to sponsor one or both of these events, if you’d like to holler at me to get in touch with the primary promoters, that is fine.  a cat is fine too.

a4d is throwing a get together on march 19th in spam kneeigo if you’re down with those players and hustlers.  everyone who works for that company is attractive and nice to people.

i still get pimples on occasion, even though i am no longer an adolescent.  why?  these are questions of life.

i told someone today that life is just a long string of mistakes and missed opportunities.  i am just typing all of this stuff to fill out this blog entry.  you are not still reading, are you?  because if you are, i commend you.  the section at the bottom of the page when there isn’t enough posts doesn’t run the length of the twitter console that sits in the sidebar.  i think that makes it look ugly, and it is all my fault.  click the mtb link in the header if you want a site of your own that looks fly and wonderful.  frankly, the team is run by a couple of guys who were up to no good.  startin’ making trouble in my neighborhood!  i got in one little fight and my mom got scared – she said “you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.”

sxsw 2011 showcase

lots of nerdyness.