Overview

Wei! Grolsch! Hoi hoi! Snarl! (Greeting sounds from around the world)

You have now stumbled upon the website of Happy Jellyfish People’s Democratic Language Bureau, one of the most happening bureaux in the east.

The site may not be a one-stop shop yet, but it’s certainly a one-shop stop. Here you will find everything you need to live in Hong Kong, for example.

You can:

• Learn Cantonese, Mandarin,
• Eat delicious Sichuan food on Lantau or in your own home, learn Cantonese free by watching videos on YouTube,
• Have TV documentary- style videos made about you, your family and life in Hong Kong; a fun and personal gift for your loved ones back home and a superb memento of your golden days in Honkie Town
• Pay to learn Cantonese by ordering the Bureau’s no-nonsense, hands-on Cantonese language teaching videos Cantonese – The Movie directly from us,
• get guided tours of Hong Kong and southern China off the beaten path (link)
• Buy unique photos from Hong Kong and China for all your publicity illustration and advertising needs
• learn to navigate markets and traditional Chinese restaurants while also learning Cantonese
• and also, through this site, be put in contact with absolutely everybody you need to take care of everything you’ll ever need, ever! Happy Jellyfish People’s Democratic Language Bureau knows them all.
• And if doesn’t know, will find.

This is a Pui O water buffalo, of which I am very fond. I have hundreds of photos of these magnificent animals. Just contact me if you want to see them all and buy one.
A photo, that is. the water buffalo are free!