Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Aluminum Blog:

2010-12-28 The New 2012 Russian Aluminum Shielded Enclosures
2010-03-24 The Modern Paranoid Home
2009-12-07 AFDBs At Walmart
2009-11-13 AFDBs On Fringe
2009-07-30 How The Mind-Control Lasers Work
2009-03-29 19th Century British Military ALDH Technology
More posts...

Mind Control News:

2008-06-07 Government Bans Tin-Foil Beanies: Ray Cerveau, Mind Control Columnist for the Weekly World Inquisitor, presents a shockingly believable vision of a near-future dystopia after the NWO crack down on personal mind-control protection!
2007-10-07 The Satelloons Of Project Echo: Details and photos of these forgotten passive mind-control satellites from the 1950-60s. Giant aluminum balloons in space that bounce psychotronic signals. One was even deployed inside the US Capitol Building!
2007-01-14 Mind Games: The Washington Post exposes orthonoids to the truth of mind control with interviews of paranoids using AFDB technology.
2005-05-20 Home ASE Under Attack: The Government doesn't want people shielding their home in aluminum to stop pesky, mind-controlling neighbors.
2004-06-19 Aluminated Cubicle: Innovative workplace brain shielding.
2004-05-11 Brain Scans Made Easy (Physics Web): IMPORTANT NEW RESEARCH: Do not supercool your AFDB as it may facilitate brain scanning.
2004-05-04 The Mystery Of Mind Control (BBC): Ostensible BBC exposé on mind control that is itself mind control aimed at promoting a Hollywood movie. Promises link to AFDB resources to help the afflicted but mysteriously neglects to provide it. WARNING: Do not stare into hypno-eye illustration without running MindGuard.
2003-08-13 Fortress of Mental Solitude (Some Blog): House covered in sheet tin and psychotronic grounding poles. Occupants safe from all harm.
2003-02-19 Foil Protects Against Mobile Mast (BBC): Briton constructs Alumin(i)um Shielded Enclosure for protection from headache-inducing mind-control mast.

AFDB Awareness:

Add an AFDB button to your website today to let people know that they can stop the destructive forces of mind control! Also available, AFDB Wallpaper and a message board smiley:

Recognition:

NOW IN BOOK FORM!

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie:

Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids

By Lyle Zapato

Lots of new information, including expanded construction and usage tips, vital psychotronic deflection theory, an overview of AFDB alternatives, a guide to potential mind control enemies, and the never-before-elucidated history of the AFDB. Get yours before it's banned by the forces of mind control! ISBN 1-58160-376-2 (Also available from Amazon.com)

Welcome to the AFDB Website

This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy.

What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!

REBUTTAL TO THE MIT ANTI-AFDB STUDY: Rahimi et al.'s paper "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study" has serious flaws that make its conclusion highly suspect. Read more...

BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.

AMIGA AND LINUX USERS: It is advised that you get a copy of MindGuard for your personal anti-psychotronic needs. Although an AFDB is an effective guard against most forms of psychotronic mind control, it is no substitute for the comprehensive protection afforded by MindGuard.

* FOOTNOTE: The American spelling** of aluminum is used here. If you are searching for more information on aluminum, be aware that the British spell it "aluminium" (and pronounce it accordingly).

** HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE: Aluminum was originally named "alumium" by Sir Humphry Davy, who later changed it to "aluminum" (perhaps in an attempt to make it more Latinized since alumen is Latin for alum, the aluminum compound that the name is derived from). The British (and allied English speakers) shortly thereafter changed the name once more, this time to "aluminium" so that it would again match the pattern of most other elements (helium, sodium, etc.), while the North Americans eventually decided to keep the second, slightly more traditional name. I predict that North Americans will adopt the more regular "-ium" spelling by the year 2050, prompting the British to start calling it "alumininium". At that point debate can begin on changing "platinum" to "platinium"

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