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The Tales of Lionel Pettibanks Witherbottom

Folklore is filled with well-loved protagonists, from Anansi the Spider to Brer Rabbit. The most sophisticated among us follow the adventures of one Lionel Pettibanks Witherbottom. The Origins of the Monocle Lionel Pettibanks Witherbottom found himself at another cotillion, socializing with a slew of pretentious young drips. “Pish…

The New Yorker Caption Contest

[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by A. Gertler, Illustrated by I. Strauss, Designed by N. Goel…

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[Click each image below to see it in full size.] —Written by M. Nobel, Designed by S. Shea,…

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[Click the image below to see it in full size.] —Written by L. Sedlacek, Designed by S. Shea…