The Truth About Zombies
My name is Erin and I am not a zombie, though my boyfriend, the gangster, Ryu, and the ghoul, Clément, tried to make one of me. They nearly succeeded, too, but Clément blew it—as he usually does—and although I no longer speak, appear to be totally apathetic, and exhibit other zombie-like behaviors, I was not really “made” in the traditional sense. I still have my will.
If you read the official accounts, you’ll find that Erin Orison, the talented and rebellious only daughter of American...
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Prince of Darkness...
“Even now, these trees, these very vines, are ghosts. I should know. I live on the refuse. I and the flies and the rats and the other vermin that man so despises, hypocrite that he is. Who, if he had this garden to walk in, would give it up, would kill it? What kind of fiend?”
Clément...
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Dead Love: Zombies in M...
What’s the difference between a zombie and a vampire?
Ask the 5th graders attending classes at Horace Mann and they can tell you; they’ll even explain the sociological significance of these iconic creatures.
Dead Love spent the day at Buena Visa Horace Mann K-8 Spanish...
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Dead Love: Reality Zomb...
Interested in the latest medical study on zombie comebacks in the real (not reel) world?
British British anthropologist Roland Littlewood and Haitian doctor Chavannes Douyon have done case studies on three people who have returned from the dead.
All three individuals had the following...
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Dead Love: Walken Dead...
No doubt there were a lot of Christopher Walken converts after the 1978 release of Michael Cimino’s film, The Deer Hunter, but that’s nothing compared to the ultra-popular, sorta quirky stage and screen actor’s following now. I think he’s pretty contagious...
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