WTF

This may seem funny now, but don’t be surprised when this becomes a reality. With all of the new technologies coming out daily and the constant invasion of our privacy, this is likely the direction we are going. The screen will probably prompt you mid deuce and try to up-sell you on purchasing the better premium toilet paper.

It still blows my mind that Myspace hasn’t made a comeback. Even with a complete overhaul of the user interface, a bit of a re branding, and partial ownership by Justin Timerlake, it still is a wasteland. I suspect that one big mistake made was the decision to delete everyone’s old profile data. This includes all comments, blog entries and customized profiles. That is the worst decision ever. People often would go back to check out old memories from the days of their Myspace lives. Deleting that data took away any chance at revamping it into a true competitor of Facebook.

Every time I see this picture I wonder how I would react if a raccoon walked through the door carrying a cat. I think I’d either faint or scream like a little girl and completely freak out. It would probably be both. I’m going to assume that this picture is Photoshopped and I don’t ever have to worry about these creatures walking into my house trying to trade me cats for food.

Well, I assume it has been there since the tree was planted. I’d rather keep it as a mystery though. More fun that way.

I’m still trying to figure this one out. Does the car inside make the van function? Either way, this is pretty rad and I’d totally drive it. I wanna’ say it’d be a big hit with the ladies, but it’d probably be a bigger hit with dudes.

Chinese keyboards are a bunch of wtf.