Myths RETOLD
YELLING MYTHS AT THE INTERNET
BOOK OF MATTHEW!
- JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST (Part 1)
- GOT TO BE A CHOCOLATE JESUS (Part 2)
- NOBODY Fucks with the Jesus (Part 3)
CANDIDE!
- Microsoft Word keeps autocorrecting Candide to candied (Part 1)
- Candide is like Candid, but with an E at the end and an entirely different meaning (Part 2)
- How many deeds can a Candide do if a Candide can do deeds? (Part 3)
- Any thing you Candide I Candide better (Part 4)
- George Bush Re-Elected President? Fuck This, I’m Moving to Candide. (Part 5)
DANTE'S INFERNO!
- THE GODDAMN INFERNO (Part 1)
- The Inferno tried to damn God, but God was having none of it. (Part 2)
- If God were a river, then The Inferno would be a God-Dam (Part 3)
- God Damn spelled backwards is almost Mad Dog, Which makes sense because I’m sure the Inferno is full of those (Part 4)
- The God Damn Inferno is an anagram of A Mended Fronting Ho but that is misleading (Part 5)
- The Inferno, God dammit (Part 6)
EXODUS!
- All we are is EXODUSt in the wind, man (Part 1)
- In the end, it EXODUSn’t even matter (Part 2)
- Exo is as Exo Dus (Part 3)
- I’m all out of shitty puns about EXODUS (Part 4)
GENESIS!
- Did somebody say GENESIS? (Part 1)
- Nobody said Genesis but I did it anyway (Part 2)
- Someone said GENESIS but i thought they said GENITALS and then i was disappointed (Part 3)
- I am honestly not sure whether someone said GENESIS because I have auditory hallucinations (Part 4)
- When I say GENES you say IS (Part 5)
ILIAD!
- What kind of Iliad is it? The MOTHERFUCKING kind. That’s what kind. (Part 1)
- How would you feel if you came home to find that the Iliad had fucked your mother? (Part 2)
- How many mothers would the iliad fuck if the iliad could fuck mothers? ANSWER: YOURS (Part 3)
- At least the iliad didn’t fuck your dad too OH WAIT (Part 4)
ODYSSEY!
- That’s Right, THAT Odyssey (Part 1)
- It’s That Odyssey Time Again (Part 2)
- The Odyssey Again! For a THIRD Time! (Part 3)
- DID YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THE ODYSSEY? (Part 4)
- Hey Odyssey, Am I Finished Retelling You Yet? NOT QUITE (Part 5)
- Odyssey. Also, remember when Google used to be a great company? (Part 6)
- AT LAST, THE ODYSSEY IS COMPLETE AGAIN – plus shameless plug! (Part 7)
ORESTEIA!
- The Oresteia … Is a Hard Word to Make Puns Out of (Part 1)
- The Oresteia? More like the ARRESTEIA, am i … Nope. Not working. (Part 2)
- The Orestei… fuck it. (Part 3)
PARADISE LOST!
- Paradise Lost Is a Clusterfuck (Part 1)
- Paradise was probably Lost because of Clusterfucks (Part 2)
- When it comes to Paradise, Fucks come in Clusters (Part 3)
- When Paradise loses its keys, it is like trying to find a needle in a cluster of fucks (Part 4)
- I have completely run out of clever titles for my Paradise Lost videos (Part 5)
- One time i played a Bible-themed rhythm game. It was called Para Para Paradise Lost (Part 6)
SATYRICON!
- The Satyricon is Like a Road Trip Movie Directed by the Quentin Tarantino of Sex (Part 1)
- The Satyricon is a PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY (Part 2)
- The Satyricon is The Satyricon (Part 3)
- The Satyricon is a Blitzkrieg of Boobs (Part 4)
- The Satyricon Ends Not With a Bang, But With Several (Part 5)
TITUS ANDRONICUS!
- Titus Andronicus? More Like Titties Assdronicuss AM I RIGHT? (Part 1)
WAGNER'S RING CYCLE!
- THE RING CYCLE sounds like a bonus stage in Sonic The Hedgehog (Part 1)
- THE RING CYCLE actually sounds more like a vehicle from TRON now that I think about it (Part 2)
- THE RING CYCLE is actually an event in men’s gymnastics (Part 3)
- THE RING CYCLE remains unused in my garage, between the nordic track and the shakeweight. (Part 4)