Larry

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4/27/14

Larry
Weekend Box Office: ‘Captain America’ Finally Taken Down By Kate Upton’sBoobs

A producer in the '20's was quoted as saying, "Boys, I've an idea: let's fill the screen with tits." Great ideas stay great.

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Rawhead Wrecks "About 75% of the audience for The Other Woman was female, so..."

4/21/14

Larry
Box Office Shocker: America Preferred Heaven To The Singularity OnEaster

"'Heaven is For Real' played 62% female and 49% under 35" Yes, I'd like one ticket for the audience full of gullible young women please.

4/4/14

Larry
'Heaven Is For Real' Looks Like The World's Most Powerful Vomit-Inducer

"Burpo" is the first person singular conjugation of the verb "burpar." #themoreyouknow

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Watanabex "A nice white family with a hot wife that respects you and co..."

4/4/14

Larry
'Heaven Is For Real' Looks Like The World's Most Powerful Vomit-Inducer

Mrs. Burpo (goddamn it) was also in Flight and she GOT DEM TITTIES. Are they for real? Don't know, don't care. Incidentally, this looks exactly like my interactions with my four year-old son, except that he sings Joy Division songs while I teach him new vocabulary words every time Jamal Crawford takes a stupid shot WHICH IS ALWAYS.

4/4/14

Larry
'Heaven Is For Real' Looks Like The World's Most Powerful Vomit-Inducer

If heaven is for real, SO IS HELL. So Is Hell: The Story of Colon Farto

4/4/14

Larry
Scarlett Johansson Knows You're Going To Screenshot Her Nude Scenes, You Perverts

What Corey said. I can get it done with stills, daguerrotypes, bas reliefs, every part of the buffalo, . . .

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AB "If you can wank to still images - have fun, and enjoy the 8t..."

4/3/14

Larry
REVIEW: 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' Is The 'Bourne Supremacy' Of Superhero Movies

It would have been nice of them to explain that ever in one of the earlier movies. Captain America is my favorite Avenger because his super power is PEDs. Basically making him Captain American League.

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Mus815 "Oh, and Vince, Black Widow's superpower is that she was inje..."

4/2/14

Larry
Here's The Richest, Dumbest, Most Ridiculous Irony In Four Seasons Of 'The Walking Dead'

Also, when Rick said, "we ask everybody we meet 3 questions," I was really hoping they would be: 1) What's your name? 2) Who's your daddy? 3) Is he Rick like me? From a song by The Zombies.

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Baltimore Dan "In a world full of reanimated corpses where you can't say th..."

4/2/14

Larry
Here's The Richest, Dumbest, Most Ridiculous Irony In Four Seasons Of 'The Walking Dead'

ExACTly. I still haven't heard an explanation for that. "We call them 'walkers.'" "Yeah but, you guys walk too. And they don't walk very well. 'Staggerers' would make a lot more sense."

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Baltimore Dan "In a world full of reanimated corpses where you can't say th..."

4/2/14

Larry
'The Lion King' Cast Surprises Unsuspecting Plane Passengers With A Live Rendition Of 'Circle Of Life'

So *that's* OK but I have to turn off my fucking iPad?

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