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The Complete Tweet Me Harder: now available.
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In this nearly-an-hour-long BONUS #TMH, Kris and David decide that normal books are boring and insufficient, and instead set out to better the world with the invention of strange and marvelous BOOK DISGUISES.
Which are now available for you to have as well — in sketchbook form!
As well as THE COMPLETE TMH ON A THUMB DRIVE! Over 80 hours of audio! I think! I didn’t count them all!! Which includes a BONUS EPISODE! Should you get it?? Answer: yes
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davidmalki:
Introducing…TWEET ME HARDER SKETCHBOOKS
Each book is filled with premium-quality blank paper, good for drawing or journaling, but each book LOOKS LIKE AN AMAZING BOOK OF ITS OWN, designed by me and Kris Straub!
GUESS WHAT! These are AVAILABLE NOW for you to get!
As well as…THE COMPLETE TMH ON A THUMB DRIVE
This drive includes:
- All the episodes – remastered for consistent audio quality
- All the videos, promos, and site graphics
- A PDF of the TMH book
- All the music – themes, raps, theme-raps
- Some blank GB for your own files or whatever
- Plus a BONUS EPISODE full of the ‘Everybody Dies’ game that only live listeners ever got to hear!
- GOTTA GET IT
- GOTTA GET IT NOW
Here is a li’l collection of short clips from Tweet Me Harder!
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Guys! Loyal tweethard Michal K. did it! He won the contest!
Thanks! I mean, keep listening to the archives with an obsessive ear for detail
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TWEET ME HARDER ARCHIVE CONTEST
Hello friend! If you’ve listened to Tweet Me Harder, then maybe you know where lots of fun stuff is in the archives?? Then you can help us out, as we prepare for the release of The Complete Tweet Me Harder On A Thumb Drive.
Would you like to win one of these thumb drives? Or if you’ve already ordered one as part of the Machine of Death Kickstarter, get something else cool? Then help us track down some specific bits from the archives!
Send an email to dave [at] wondermark [dot] com containing the episode number and rough timestamp (minutes:seconds into the show) of the following:
- The best 10 seconds from the Simple Machine Raps (TMH10)
- The best 10 seconds from Visiting the Voltrons (TMH25)
- The best 10 seconds about the Party Pup Poundcast
- The best 10 seconds on the Third Fist Technique
- The best 10 seconds about the Past Masters
- The best 10 seconds about Dying on Facebook
- Plus three different, self-contained 4-second funny bits/lines. Just pick three of your favorites!
Thanks for your help!! UPDATE: It’s over! Michal K. won the contest! Hooray!
SHOW 76: Truck Toilet Horn / 1hr 2min / January 11, 2012
Kris and David endorse cereals, hack the Twitter character set, explore euphemisms on television shows, speak the language of adulthood, and plumb the meanings of names.
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@phogan The Olympic amateur caveat is actually a mistranslation of the original Greek, which disqualified the god of a sport from participating #tmh
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@abigcat some people are in a state of perpetual yawning. its a real disorder. #TMH
@EffervescentG Some people do not actually have faces. They are just two backs of a head walking around. One of them has a ponytail. #TMH
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@Bradleybugman Instead on an “@”, I use a small, well-trained worm. #tmh
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@JPLC If echo-y muffling means bathroom, what about the Charlie Brown parents? #TMH
@robynneblume @JPLC The parents never left the bathroom, and that’s why we never saw them. It makes perfect sense! #tmh
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@hawkeyewr #tmh Charlie Brown is actually about a small community of ESL children growing up.
@Bradleybugman The children speak English and the parents speak brass orchestra. #tmh
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@rkarl10 #tmh Reginald Veljohnson was the cop in Die Hard
@cephalopod_gal Carl Winslow! He was also in Ghostbusters! Reggie VelJohnson YEAH. #tmh
@Kouban He doesn’t even know he’s an actor; he thinks he’s an actual cop who’s staking out all of these Hollywood sets. #tmh
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@medscholaradaml White people always start raps with “my name is [name] and I’m a [rhymes with name]” #tmh
@medscholaradaml “My name is Adam and I’m no madam, I’ve got more beats than your great aunt… [rhymes with Adam]” #tmh
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@Zaidyer #tmh The mind of Kris Straub is like a rusty sieve with holes punched through it.
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@DE_Craig Next time on #TMH, we discuss where Sam kept the ladder on Clarissa Explains it All.
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@jplaub Well, at least I was here for the last, confusing 3 minutes. #tmh
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SHOW 75: A Receding Horizon of Perfection / 1hr 18min / March 22, 2011
In the series finale of Tweet Me Harder, Kris and David revitalize the -trix suffix for all professions, explain their own fathers’ podcast catastrophes, explain what keeps corpses from floating off into the atmosphere, and finally close the causality loop.
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@JPLC The Docktrix: A cut of the Matrix in which leather is replaced with Dockers. #tmh
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@Albedo12 I like those acronyms that have a lowercase letter in them, like “CHiPs”. There’s something apologetic about them. #tmh
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@theggerus Hawaii is an island chain. So you’ll need some metal cutters to explore it all. #tmh
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@richmagahiz A smart moonshiner should have labelled his jugs with XXXI to gain an edge #tmh
@dtthelegend #tmh do hipsters write “thirty” on their jugs of booze?
@Kouban moonshine jugs were originally used to play Tic-Tac-Toe, but X always won, so it turned into a code. #tmh
@Albedo12 MMM Moonshine was much tastier #tmh
@CSpain_design The most effective tonic to cure a moonshine hangover is anything from a jug labelled “OOO” #tmh
@frostyplum @Albedo12 PPP moonshine generally ended up in a puddle against the wall. #tmh
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@Trogluddite @tweethard I suspect the garage fire occurred in an attempt to Podcast by Smoke Signal. Very dangerous #TMH
@sekelsky @tweethard #tmh My dad has boxes and boxes of old records… it must be archives of everyone’s dad’s podcasts.
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@Hamiltwan How sure are we that David and Kris are not actually unknowing kidnapping victims? #TMH
@frostyplum @tweethard I don’t think kidnapped men will be as apt to take on sophisticated conversation subjects. #tmh
@rkarl10 @frostyplum “so, how about that space program?” “LET ME OUT OF HERE!” “well, that’s an interesting stance…” #tmh
@ignorant_genius Popular topics for this new podcast: “where are we?”, “please feed us”, “I miss my family”, and “*grows silently*”. #tmh
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@CSpain_design They say puberty can occur at different ages for different people, but really it’s just when you’ve had your 9th memorable experience #tmh
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@Trogluddite @tweethard Malky … and they even forgot the Bang! #TMH
@latimagic @tweethard David Malky ? is spelled with a questionmark. #tmh
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@thisisfalacci whoa @Malki! you’re the original “I Like Turtles” kid #tmh
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@CSpain_design The real reason for weighing bodies down is because the government wanted to crack down on gangs of teen corpse-surfers #tmh
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@neoeo A tender thought: your loved ones encased in graffiti-strewn highway dividers. #TMH
@jjackunrau @tweethard This is the best podcast to listen to before my grandma’s funeral on Friday. #noonewillwanttohearallmynewfacts #tmh
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@kcbanner #tmh This show exists: bit.ly/hWLhAq they have 100s of episodes of them microwaving things.
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@richmagahiz @malki Dancing is just dodgeball without the ball #tmh
@benedz #tmh tap dance a morse code rap battle
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@Trogluddite @tweethard The last episode of TMH coincides well with the end of my court mandated Podcast listenership #TMH
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@Hamiltwan As David and Kris stole #tmh from tweeting my heart, so shall Total Muscled Haberdashery take is when tweeting is no longer hard #tmh
@StevenFC #TMH 75, Passed March 22nd, 2011, surrounded by friends and family. It leaves behind two hosts and three webcomics. It will be missed.
@latimagic @tweethard Wait, Tallahassee Memorial Hospital is ending? #tmh
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TMH SERIES FINALE: March 22, 2011!
Join us right here on Tuesday, 7pmP/10pmE, for the TMH Series Finale! And between now and then, leave us a voicemail at (864) 64-TWEET to let us know what you’d like us to do on the big show. We’ll do it, no matter what!!!*
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* may not do it no matter what
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