Livi-isms

October 29, 2014 by Fitnessista 66 Comments

 

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Me: We’re going to the store.

Liv: For what?

Me: Chicken and coconut milk.

Liv: Ohhhhh that sounds WONDERFUL.

 

(Pointing at Bella) “Bella, you are NOT A HUMAN.”

 

Livi’s yoga teacher: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Liv: I’m going to be a bumblebee!

Yoga teacher: Oh, so cute! You’re going to be the sweetest little bumblebee.

Liv: I’m gonna sting people.

 

And now, the zinger…

Liv: Mama, close your eyes. I’ll give you a massage?

I close my eyes, and get the most glorious little face massage with tiny hands. Then, I realize my face is wet.

Me: Liv, why is my face wet? What did you use?

Liv: Spit. I’m using it like lotion.

 

More Livi-isms here, here, here and here.

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Livi-isms

September 14, 2014 by Fitnessista 19 Comments
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  “You want some grass, goat? Eat it. You like it?”   Me: “Look at the pretty HULA FLOWER!” Livi: “That’s a hibiscus.”   “Do you know what ‘popcorn’ means? It means ‘I love you’ and ‘good morning.”   Liv: “Who got this for me?” Me: “Nana did!” Liv: “Oh Nana. She’s a cute girl.”

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Livi-isms

August 20, 2014 by Fitnessista 38 Comments
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  Girl at Disneyland: “Do you like Princess Elsa?” Livi: “I AM Princess Elsa.”   (Hugging me) “Mom, I forgive you.” Me: “You forgive me? For what?” Livi: “For Bella.” (What?!)   Me: “Livi, do you want to go back to Menchie’s?” Livi: “NO. I don’t like the ice cream man!” Me: “I don’t think […]

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Livi-isms

July 24, 2014 by Fitnessista 47 Comments
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    (Touching my hair) “Mom, I like your ponytail. It’s so cute.”   (Looking down at my deformed pinky toe from breaking it so many times) “Oh no, mom. What happened to your toe? It hurt?”   (While I’m steaming cauliflower) “I smell something. Stop that smell!!”    “Livi, do you want French toast […]

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Babywearing faves

June 25, 2014 by Fitnessista 15 Comments
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(and by that, I mean the simplest kind with no-frills, minimal tying, and awesome cuddly time with baby) When I was at Tiki Port with a friend this past weekend, she asked me about babywearing. It made me realize a couple of things: -We’re definitely past that stage now… and it already feels so long […]

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Livi-isms

June 17, 2014 by Fitnessista 18 Comments
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    Upon seeing an ornately-painted VW wagon parked outside: “I want to paint our car! I will paint you, dada and a green Bella.”   Me: “It’s spaghetti night tonight!” Liv: “No, it’s DESSERT NIGHT tonight!”   Tom: “Watch it there, slick.” Liv: “I’m not slick. I’m Olivia.”   Me: “Who’s a burrito girl?!” […]

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Livi’s toddler room

May 27, 2014 by Fitnessista 20 Comments
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Finally made some progress with the little lady’s toddler room! When we first moved in, I wasn’t quite sure what to do about decorating Liv’s room because I knew at some time or another it would be time to switch from the crib to a bigger bed. Her favorite color is yellow, so I thought […]

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