Part 4

Brian Fantana: [seriously] I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron’s head.

Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That’s a good one.

Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.

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Ron Burgundy: [to waiter] I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper… and some cheese.

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Ron Burgundy: [playing flute solo] Hey, Aqualung.

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Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.

Ron Burgundy: What are you doing?

Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

Ron Burgundy: I’m using the tape. I’m showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I’m a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

Ron Burgundy: I’m not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.

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