Unicorn Farts: The Lip Balm

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Unicorn Farts: The Lip Balm

this exists

by Susana Polo ( ) Wednesday, March 6th 2013 at 12:14 pm

According to Gizmodiva, this lip balm tastes like “a mix of spearmint and pink cotton candy,” so yeah. That’s definitely a unicorn fart. Tell your brony friends.

(Etsy via Gizmodiva.)

Previously in Unicorns

Rainbow Unicorn Gun
Zombies and Unicorns Hate Each Other
Pink, Fluffy Unicorns, Dancing on Rainbows

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