I know this is, in terms of Le Internet, an “old” video. Don’t care. I’ve watched it nearly every day since it popped happily out of Weird Al’s creative womb and I’ll probably watch it again later.
Also, while we’re on the confession train, yes, I did eat the last bagel. And I find Eric Stonestreet extremely sexy. Maybe not Channing Tatum Magic Mikeyish sexy, but sexy in that “2AM last call but stick around for breakfast anyway despite your claims you are totally off carbs” kind of way.

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Pay attention, American “protestors”. This is how you rally.
Not like this.
Got it?
Probably not.

Fuck you, “religion of peace.”
I’m too disgusted to even try to be eloquent. Fuck you.

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Besides becoming my latest earworm, this thing cracks me up in a very waisis (thank you, Sheri) way because the chorus is “rolly polly”.

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