PINE CONES AND HALLE BERRY
Parody of "It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Female Vocals: Chelsi Stahr
Everything Else: Robert Lund

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They're beginning the movie glut for Christmas
Promos everyplace
There are tie-ins at Taco Bell
Spots on the news as well
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
They're beginning to book a lot by Christmas
Movies large and small
It's what Hollywood yearly brings
To the couple-dozen screens
Right within your mall!

Spike Jonze and Halle Berry
Baldwins for you, Arquettes for me
Christopher Walken
Anthony Hopkins
All shall remember December release
Denzel and Julia Roberts
Schmoozin' with Dave, Conan and Jay
Even Ben and J. Lo pre-
tend that they go see
Movies on Christmas Day!

They're beginning the movie glut for Christmas
Promos in your face
There are magazine cover deals
Toys in your Happy Meals
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
Wrap production and get them out by Christmas
Movies huge and small
They're the gifts that the season brings
To the cineplex's screens
In your urban sprawl
Right within your mall!

Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie Saint Nick, bring 'er De-mi
More Schwarzeneggers
Four Terminators
No decent trilogy ends with part three
Will Smith and Colin Farrell
Harrison Ford, Sean Conner-y
Antonio and Melanie
Tom and Penelope
Cruisin' the press to say
See movies on Christmas Day!

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