Whether you’re the sender or receiver, it’s pretty hard to avoid the Late Night Booty Text these days. We’ve already shared ways to compose a good LNBT, but here are the top ten we hope you never send a guy.
10. My friends and I are going out for a big Mexican dinner. Can I stop by after? Steer clear of ever mentioning your grande order of beans and cheese; he’ll likely be mucho turned off.
9. Wanna have a sleepover? Most guys have been tricked into a night of cuddling this …

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If you’ve managed to successfully execute a Late Night Booty Text and score some Late Night Booty, congratulations! Welcome to the wonderful world of no-strings-attached sex. While you may just want to bask in your JBF glow, your work is not quite done. The message you send after a booty call sends a strong message, and you want to be sure to get it right, minimizing awkwardness and maximizing the potential for another romp in the near future.
The main objective should be to let him know you enjoyed …

It’s always so exciting when you meet a new guy and exchange numbers. He’ll usually text you the same night, just saying it was good to have met you, and you’re in the cab, feeling quite euphoric. You text back, he responds the next morning, and so on and so forth. All week at work, you get a little grin when your phone goes off with another flirty text from him.
But by the next weekend, you might still be grounded in Text City, when you really want to …

When your phone goes off after 11 PM, it’s easy to get that little rush. Heart beating, you flip it open and there it is: that “Oh baby I want you so much” text that can make your self-confidence skyrocket. “Yes!” you think. “A drunk guy wants me! I’m awesome!!” As long as it takes you to fluff up your hair and hail a cab … you’re there. There are a lot of things to love about the late-night booty text (LNBT).
There are also a lot of things to …

To those who have one, it’s apparent that a Blackberry is most definitely a Crackberry – highly addictive. Besides having e-mail, Internet, and a decent selection of apps, it also comes with Blackberry Messenger (BBM). Suddenly texting is so 2007. Through BBM, you can have a conversation with other Blackberry users from your device, with a faster turnaround time than texting. But this new system brings with it a new set of rules and etiquette. When do you ping? What if he’s not responding to you? And, most importantly, can …

These days, technology can take you wherever you want to go. Plane tickets are booked online and GPS can help you get across the country with the touch of a button. Of course, your cell phone can take you wherever you want to go, too. You don’t need a travel agent — a well-written text can be your one-way ticket to the bedroom.
But sending a text for a booty call takes finesse. Go too far, and you could crash and burn, turning your crush off and embarrassing yourself …

Wallet … check. Car keys … check. Cell phone … check. Patting your pockets or sifting through your bag on the way out, these items are just a few of the essentials that you make certain you have on your person before tackling the day. Your iPhone or BlackBerry stores your weekly planner and helps you choose the nearest, nicest restaurants — how lost would you be without your phone? How can you bare to live without it, every second of the day?
When it comes to dating, however, there are …

At Cupid’s Lab CRUSH Party on August 26, you bring a “non-date” of the opposite sex, pay a $10 donation (which includes a drink ticket), and get a badge number. The interesting take on this party is that if you are attracted to someone, instead of approaching them without knowing if they’re into you, you can just sent a text message to Cupid’s Lab expressing your interest — and the other party will only be notified if they’ve expressed interest in you as well:

If you see someone you think …

Flirtexting. At some point you’re going to have to do it, but if you don’t know where to start or what to say, here are some pointers for tapping out a teasing text that’s sure to get his attention.
Once you’ve been dating someone for a while and are comfortable enough to talk about new positions over brunch, you can send him X-rated stuff. But if you’ve been dating for less than a month, it’s best to keep it PG-13. The point of these texts is to tease — you …