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Do Parents Dream of Sheep?

Tuesday, March 12th, 2013

I made this card just for you and anyone who suffers from the affliction known as parenthood.

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A Public Service Announcement for Parents

Thursday, January 31st, 2013

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Tags: can I get a night nurse?, I wish I could take a nap, I'm exhausted, who thinks Benadryl is ok for toddlers?
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I cannot accept responsibility for my behavior

Monday, December 10th, 2012

I’m on an elimination diet. During the holiday season.

I can’t eat:

wheat

corn

soy

dairy

eggs

citrus

nightshades

sugar

alcohol

coffee

Let’s just say I am less than pleasant to be around.

And I have a hypothesis about my former cheery, upbeat demeanor. It was all coffee.

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If I survive it I fully intend to blog about it.

Wish me luck.

Tags: not so sassy now
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The role of crowdsourcing in modern relationships

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

Wife: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

Husband: How should I know? Take a picture and post it on Facebook.

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Tags: crowdsourcing, married to an android, modern relationships, the android's holiday party had a 'James Bond' theme
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