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- Dudeists of the World Unite!
- Get Ordained Free as a Dudeist Minister
- Ordination Certificate
- Share Your Ordination Certificate!
- What is Dudeism?
- Ordination Form
- Dudeism Church Sign Generator
- Great Dudes in History
- The Take it Easy Manifesto
- Dudeism Tee Shirts
- Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here
- Little Lebowski Urban Achievers Certificate of Achievement
- Lebowski Quotes
- The Abide Guide
- The Dudeism Store
The Dudespaper- Dudeism and Enlightenment
- When it Comes to the Existence of God or an Afterlife: Well Dude, We Just Don’t Know
- Loafing Toward Salvation
- Dead-stroke: The Tao of Pool
- Do you want to be happy?
- Because What’s A Hero? In Defense of Slackers
- Epicurus’ Four Cures
- When it Comes to Same Sex Marriage, Dudeism Abides
- Type 2 Fun, Dudeism on the Colorado River
- Walking the Path of the Dude Way
The Dudeism Store
Spread the Dude word with our far-out stuff.
We’ve got ordination certificates, I.D. cards, stickers, patches, tee shirts and a lot more.
Big Ordination Kit – $46.00 $35.00
Your answer for everything
Contains: 1 Dudeist Priest I.D. Card, 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $46.00, so this kit saves you over 30%.
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your materials. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
| Your full name |
| The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY) |
Ordination Kit – $31.00 $22.00
A whole lotta Dudeism
Contains: 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $31.00, so this kit saves you almost 30%.
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your stuff. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
| Your full name |
| The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY) |
Ordination Certificate – $10.00
It really ties the room together
Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you’re an ordained Dudeist Priest. It makes a valued addition to your private residence, office, or what-have-you. Size: 8.5 x 11 inches
(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)
| Your Full Name |
| The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY) |
Dudeist Priest I.D. Card – $15.00
Who are you?
Want to be able to prove to people that you’re a Dudeist Priest at Dudeism but don’t want to carry your ordination certificate around with you? Order one of our credit-card-like IDs and you can flip out your credentials on the spot. They even have holograms with the Dudeism logo on them.
Please double check your name and date of ordination carefully! Because of the labor-intensive nature of manufacture we can’t issue re-dos if you make a mistake.
| Your full name |
| The date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY) |
Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch
The Dudeist seal of iron-on approval
Sanctify any item of clothing, backpack or bag easily with this intricately-embroidered iron-on patch. Our yin-yang bowling ball logo is even fashioned with special glow-in-the-dark thread.
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Dudefish Patch
Easily the most easygoing religious emblem around
Every religion has some version of the original fish emblem. Ours is probably the most casual. Flip flops and sunglasses ensure that our Dudefish is never out of his element. Easily iron-on to any textile.
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Dudefish Sticker
Spread the Dude word everywhere you go
Earn the respect and admiration of like-minded folks everywhere with this easy-to-apply sparkly chrome sticker of the beloved, abideful Dudefish. Great for vehicles, briefcases, musical instruments, windows, and just about anything with a flat surface.
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