by Mocha Momma on November 27, 2006

Yesterday when I asked for help with posts you really came through for me and for that I'm eternally grateful. For as many commenters who left suggestions there were almost as many people who simply e-mailed me to mention their favorites. While compiling them I realized the sheer variety of topics there are in my archives. That doesn't negate, however, the fact that people still do Google searches and end up here for strange reasons. They are probably sorely disappointed when they get here after searching for huge breasts and crack whores. It's not my intention to dash their hopes or yours, for that matter, but there will be no Mocha breasts on display here.

The Allen series really is here somewhere, but the files from MSN didn't transfer too well so I have to spend some time copying and pasting here some other time. He truly is my "Morrie" and I want to keep him close to me.

Since my comment spam is getting so bad many of these posts no longer allow comments and are closed. Some of them are ones you helped me choose and the others are ones I liked or got many comments about, thus securing them admission to my Favorites. Since I don't want any bad juju coming back at me for not including the ones suggested to me by you, I put my picks toward the bottom. Categories notwithstanding, here are a few posts that I plan on using.

"Math Manipulatives" Licking seems to be a hot topic here. Who started that anyway?

"Have I Mentioned My Mom Lives With Me?" Yelling is a great parenting trick. Try it.

"That Certain Smell" People at the DMV like to sniff me. This is not, I repeat, NOT about farting.

"Maycomb...was a tired old town" The first of the Banned Books series and my favorite book. Read it with a Southern drawl. The book, not the post.

"Rap Music and Other Rants" This is one of those posts that proves I shouldn't be allowed a "Publish" button when I get my panties in a wad...

"Own Or Rent" Another one where I spout off about issues of race and racism. I'm kind of opinionated, aren't I?

"Pain and Panties" Speaking of panties...

"So! The Entire Internet Knows I'm On My Period" There may be some boob talk here. I can't quite remember.

"Of The Ass-Chapping Variety" I originated the phrase "Jesus Ass Chaps".

"In Defense of Teachers" Writing about education is always passionate for me. Thank a teacher today, would you?

I saved the best for last and both have to do with Mallory. One of them got me the most comments ever and the other made people cry and tell me that it wasn't safe for work.

"Life Is But A Dream" Now that I know how to add pictures into the post, this one is updated.

"A Long Time Coming" Tears, tears, tears. I can barely read through this one again without the tears.

Read at your leisure with that awesome fried ham sandwich I made for you. Because you're that special.

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I would kill for a fried ham sandwich right about now.

Your handwriting tattooed on Mallory's ankle is impressive.

November 27, 2006 | RWA

I should have waited until I read them all..."Pain and Panties" is great too!!!!

November 27, 2006 | RWA

I'm diggin it. Love the Mallory posts! And I'm glad you included the poost about the banned books so I can come back and peruse them at my leisure....while I'm sick in bed with the flu. *cough*

November 27, 2006 | Elizabeth

"A Long Time Coming" was one that brought tears to my eyes too. That was definietly a favorite of mine...
Have a great day!!
T

November 27, 2006 | Tracey

That last one...a long time coming. That was the one I was thinking of ...why did I think it was spring? Eh, I am old.

;) hugs,

November 27, 2006 | deannie

I loved all of these! I can't believe I forgot about some of them. Bad Dana!

November 28, 2006 | Dana

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