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ace-and-ranty:

kayla-bird:

droidhusbands:

THEY NFUCKIGN GAVE BB-8 SUBTITLES??? IM CRYIN ? 

[[bb8 with subtitles:

you are so very kind, i would like to come with you. i am scared.]]

PROTECT THIS ROUND BABY.

@gloriousclio

02/16/16

Three kids with a stomach virus? Bad. Homemade chicken noodle soup with thick egg noodles that you eat on the couch surrounded by a cloud of Lysol watching Wonder Years on Netflix while they’re sleeping? Gooood.

02/16/16

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zwV9YDnxU)

02/11/16

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCm_oD7lwrg)

02/11/16

Current Health Status: Giant cotton underwear.

Some people like warm fuzzy socks, others like chicken noodle soup. I like breathable granny-panties you buy in a bags of six or eight. #sickgirlproblems

02/08/16

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rAs6lKGems)

02/02/16

I LOVE when people take me shopping! Laura hasn’t worn a dress since her wedding. Nine years ago. Her legs make that CRIMINAL, and I’m obsessed with this skirt. Have an amazing birthday, lady, you look marvelous! (Tuxedo Blazer: ModCloth, Skirt: Target, V-Neck: Target, Shoes: Target, Lipstick: Creep by Colourpop) #bgmakeoverambush #projectcurvy

02/02/16

Such an awesome surprise! Camp Throwback is in The January/February issue of Women’s Health! Taking over the world, y'all!

01/31/16

Today I stole Jodi for a quickie Mom to Sushi Date Night makeover. Annnnd she’s gorgeous! ( Blazer: Modcloth, Jeans: Old Navy, Wedges: Target) #bgmakeoverambush #projectcurvy

01/29/16

If you dig high rise jeans like I do… I am currently OBSESSED with these Old Navy Mid-Rise Built-In Sculpt Jeans. Obsessed. They are basically jeggings in a way that far exceeds ON Rockstar jeans, they come up high like built in spanx, and they are absolutely perfect for my tall boots. AND THEY ARE ON SALE. Big huge rave from me and my thighs. (I ordered a size 16 in the Cyan rinse) (I’m also apparently really into crotch selfies right now)

01/20/16

Spent our snow day watching Hundred-Foot Journey (adorable), and then raided the kitchen to make the awesomest Shrimp Curry Soup ever. The best stuff is always unplanned and half-assed, amirite?

(Add a pad of butter to a pot and cook down 2 cloves of garlic, 1 sliced red pepper, 1 sliced sweet onion, and 4 chopped Campari tomatoes. Add 2 teaspoons of curry and 2 teaspoons of cinnamon. Then add a large can of chicken broth, boil a bit, toss in 12 ounces of medium shrimp, and then serve hot. Would be awesome over rice or with crusty bread. There will be no leftovers. Unless you’re a pussy. Because this soup is amazing.)

01/12/16

#tbt to my FAVORITE travel companions. @Alice_Clayton, Keili Lefkovitz, and @greggrunberg FROM STAR WARS.

01/07/16

A top nine couldn’t possibly do 2015 justice, so here’s a look at a sliver of the faces that have made my year a dream come true. Thank you! #fatgirlwalking

01/01/16

Ugh. Flags at half mast everyone. I’m going to need a moment of silence.

12/27/15

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Cheers all around! Thank you for being part of our lives for the last 8 (omg it’s been 8 years, you guys!) years, and here’s to many more! *passes around straws and bottles of wine*

12/24/15

A little new house holiday sneak peek! Here’s a before and after of the main living room. New flooring goes down in January, so we’re enjoying the festive carpet until then! (Paint: Sherwin Williams Alapaca Grey, Couch and Chairs: @wayfair , tables crafted by me) #gibbonsmoneypitreno

12/23/15

12/21/15

elwynbrooks:

ithelpstodream:

Can we talk about their A+ casting though?

You missed the most incredible one

12/21/15

12/21/15

How much does he love me? Just enough to wear this shirt.

12/19/15

Eleven years ago I married this man by candlelight on a freezing December night, and then danced with all of our friends and family in a reception hall full of Chinese take out. There’s no one else I’d rather be a grown up with than you, Andy.

12/18/15

Making peace with my thighs today with a no pants Thursday in my wall to wall green carpet bathroom and the coolest shirt to ever exist. It’s a fun moment in time to start loving your body.

12/17/15

All manner of sappy Christmas love things. And his other hand is on my butt. (at Toledo Zoo ‘Lights Before Christmas’)

12/13/15

It’s like @jimgaffigan and I are the official fat mom and dad of the Internet. And our kids think we’re hilarious.

12/12/15

ekjohnston:

sassyrebelinpearls:

PLEASE

This is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life.

William is forbidden, by tradition, to turn around. Harry is not. SUCH BROTHERS. MY HEART.

12/11/15