Good evening,

Rubies and diamonds,

Fire and ice,

Smoldering virtue,

Breathtaking vice.

 

Hope everyone is having  a great Tuesday!

XO Tanya

Every time I see photos featuring new starlet Alice Lighthouse I think of this particular technique for picking one’s official porn moniker:

First name = your middle name

Last name = name of street on which you currently live

No idea if Alice used above method but it seems like she may have 😉 Click here for brand new video of Alice and here for Alice’s growing library of XXX features.

XO Tanya

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Agent Tanya – star of such classics as Penetration Nation, Gangbang Banana, Blonde Dahlia – has resurfaced. Earlier this week I found some 2011 footage (look at those huge cans) lurking in my filing cabinet so I prepared material for release. Entitled Hitwoman this video features clandestine operative who yearns for companionship. Over the next few days I began composing text to promote the material. This poem emerged:

Ballad of Isolation

Memories skulk through city,
Dark and delirious,
Sad remainders of yesteryear,
Painful and piteous.

Brutalized beyond redemption,
Grisly wounds dripping rust,
Fetid, festering entities,
Violations of trust.

From eleventh story window,
Aswirl in cold nimbus,
Isolate gazes at carnage,
Pens magical opus.

Diary of a madwoman,
Sparkling black treatise,
Infernal animosities,
Serve eternal purpose.

Released from wicked spell of past,
Crumbling edifice,
Isolate smites roving demons,
Dissolves into focus.

Finally satisfied with verbiage and 8-6-8-6 syllable pattern I noticed that poem had morphed into a composition that had virtually nothing to do with the video. Think words did help remind me to stop living in the past – lately I’ve recognized importance of expunging tortured memories which haunt me. Ready to post Hitwoman but still lacking text description I headed to Denny’s for midnight coffee and an omelette. Words flowed easily within comfortable environs of window-side table:

Hitwoman

Dangerous occupation, constant assignments, need for secrecy isolate Agent Tanya from rest of society. Closest acquaintances know neither her true name nor any details of shadowy past.

“4am,
Middle of nowhere,
Overflowing beer,
$6 slam.”

Food arrives as agent idly scribbles words on napkin. 24-hour diners represent only consistent aspect of itinerant existence. More festive than most this Denny’s restaurant boasts both liquor license and intoxicated patrons. With gusto agent downs food, leaves $20 bill and curious truckers in wake. None of the men had approached her but most watch as mysterious blonde merges vehicle onto Highway 80. Someday Tanya will join forces with suitable lone wolf but for now she must rely on large, rubber cock in suitcase to relieve yearning for companionship..

Yes, I’ve been feeling a bit lonely lately.. and it keeps showing up in my writing. Poor Agent Tanya – I should refrain from making her seem like a needy broad 😉  As with everything this phase in my life too shall pass. Big hugs to all who visit me here. You make me feel wanted. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

XO Tanya

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Good evening,

Valentine’s Day 2016 continued this weekend when I drove to Venice and picked up my mail. Thank you soooo much, Don and Mikey, for the lovely gifts! You each have delighted me once again with your thoughtfulness and generosity. May good karma revisit you quickly, copiously, and unexpectedly. Muuuaaahhhh!!! Don, I will have you know that your pictogram portrait of a smiling cat warrants its own cartoon series  >^..^<

An item of a rather different nature also arrived at my mailbox. Evidently a fellow postal center customer is facing felony charges after an altercation with parking lot security. He sent a mass mailing to all box holders requesting testimony from anyone else who had endured a run-in with security staff. I e-mailed his attorney with my account of an odd episode which occurred in 2014:

.. I am writing in reference to Case # XXXXXXX. Yesterday I received a letter from “Mr. X”, fellow tenant at Marina Postal Center, 2554 Lincoln Blvd., Venice, CA 90291 where I have received my mail for the past twenty years. In his correspondence Mr. X requested that anyone who had experienced problems with security personnel working near Marina Postal Center premises in 2014 please contact you. In that same year I had visited a local business and then walked across the street to get my mail at Marina Postal Center. A man began bellowing at me as I passed through the parking lot behind the postal center. Confused as to why anyone would address me in such a disrespectful manner I simply kept walking. The man stepped into my path, several inches from my face, and refused to allow me to pass. He asked if I knew why he was stopping me. I had no idea. He ordered me to remove my car from the parking lot and informed me that he would have it towed away if I refused. Since I had arrived on foot I stared at him in disbelief, told him to go right ahead, and then stepped around him to continue into the postal center. I would describe the security guard as a large, muscular, dark-skinned black man, probably near 6 feet in height. Sorry I did not write sooner but I only pick up my mail 2-3 times a month and saw Mr. X’s letter for the first time yesterday evening. Please feel free to contact me if  can provide any help.

Although my story seems kind of underwhelming I decided to alert X’s attorney because security man really had a screw loose. On the day he confronted me I recall thinking: “This guy is going to end up in a lawsuit with someone.” Later I learned that he had threatened to taser another customer’s dog. After sending above e-mail I resumed work on upcoming release Brutal Jamal, an interracial milfsploitation fantasy starring none other than morally challenged Mrs. Hamilton. Someone would have needed to cue the porn music if Mrs. Hamilton had encountered that same security guard:

Lol.. no, life does not imitate art. I would not have given that guard the time of day, let alone a blowjob.

Anyways, going to try and post Brutal Jamal before I go to bed tonight. Will return in morning to answer post comments. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

XO Tanya

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:30 Minute Workout

Smoking a cigarette, unable to find remote control you manually flip through television channels. Lithe, toned body of busty model materializes on screen. Skin gleams with sweat as she displays come-hither look, drops down to floor in splits. You watch her, fascinated. Latent memory hovers on very fringe of your consciousness.. Camera angle switches and suddenly the same woman is warming up on a treadmill. Muscular legs strain, chest heaves when she increases speed of machine. You find yourself impressed by her athleticism in spite of bouncing breast/butt cheek imagery which is overloading your brain. Pleasurable realization surfaces: you are watching 2012 version of that erotic exercise show which used to air at 5am on an obscure TV channel in 1983! On heels of revelation breathless, blonde model rips off sports bra, douses gleaming breasts with water, launches into dumbbell portion of regimen.. (Tanya Danielle stars as Arlaine Wright in classic remake of :30 Minute Workout.)

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Good evening,

I have embarked on another round of shooting. Had pleasure of spending today with lovely Stacy Burke and will also be working with Kendra James and Akira Lane in the near future. Above pic comes from December video Cotton Candy Club because I have not yet edited photos from newer matches. Tonight I am unpacking suitcase from recent road trip.

Don’t recall writing these words but I just found them inside my notebook:

Starlite,

Star bright,

Misty road,

Dead of night.

Starlite Motel certainly served its purpose. Fog, rain assaulted my car as I motored down an unfamiliar road – those pink neon letters looked like a beacon from Heaven. Hope everyone had a great weekend!

XO Tanya

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Savage Secretaries

With stunning arrogance Tanya Danielle waltzes into company headquarters, fires Hollywood from secretarial position, allows shocked brunette ten minutes to gather belongings and get out. Several weeks later, however, Hollywood returns to reclaim her job. Shocking battle ensues as each woman resorts to brutal wrestling tactics, leg scissors, bear hugs, smothers, breast punching, breast clawing, belly punching, hair pulling, and every dirty trick under the sun to destroy her rival..

Two days left to buy Savage Secretaries for special reduced price of $14.99.

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Big kisses to everyone who blessed me with a wonderful Valentine’s Day! Yesterday I picked up mail to discover boxes filled with gorgeous lingerie, survival supplies, books about film industry, chinos, shower curtain, and kombucha kit. Thank you, Mikey, Don, Brad, and Anonymous Stranger. I appreciate your generosity more than I can say. Like most single people I admit to having little affinity for Valentine’s Day but all of you made me feel very special. Muuuaaahhhhh!!!!

On a humorous sidenote.. Don, the long-anticipated shower curtain has indeed arrived:

You are thinking what I was thinking when I saw it: “What the.. ?” Doesn’t look much like the Marilyn Monroe print from my Wish List. I hung it up anyways and hazy desert landscape has inspired some mystical ruminations while showering. Lavender strata atop sunrise matches new lavender towels perfectly. Thank you so much! Sometimes artful interior design occurs by accident 😉

Happy Valentine’s Day to all!

XOXO Tanya

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